Why do liberals <3 Islam so much?

[Lorizael]

my BRUTESQUAD
will

**** YOU UP

You are the brute squad!

[Sava]

hot damn

[Buster Crabbe's Uncle]

Cold darn, also.

y u sey dat m8

Mostly to mess wit' dem.

[Sava]

koo

[Buster Crabbe's Uncle]

They gonna cut me smooth fo' dat.

Nik is an animal.

[molly bloom]

Yes. Please clap your hands.

Let's all chant! Woo! Woo!

(Non-obligatory 70s' retro reference)

[molly bloom]

You say disease, I say... FLAVOR

Pistachio green ? Or cornflour off-white, with a hint of urine ?

[molly bloom]

Good examples

And how about Orthodox Judaism ? Has lots of rules too.

Haven't really thought this through, have you ?

Well, Radiohead song title.

[Sava]

Pistachio green ? Or cornflour off-white, with a hint of urine ?

yes

[molly bloom]

Time for an Islam comment:

Any time I see a Muslim woman (Arabs mostly, I suppose) wrapped up in a burka, I can't help but think about her grooming habits (or lack thereof).

According to someone I knew at university and who taught in Sudan, lots of depilation goes on- using sugaring and threading. For some of the men too...

I was reading a very funny account of a knight resident in the Middle East during the time of the first crusades who went along to a bath house and on entering didn't wear a loincloth unlike the Muslim men. He saw that some of the men were depilated (their thighs presumably) and yanked off the bath attendant's loincloth to reveal a clean sweep.

He then asked the attendant to shave his (the knight's) groin, and after this was done, brought his wife to have hers done, much to the amazement and shock of the men there...

[molly bloom]

Or what? You gonna stone me to death or get your muslim lovers to do it?

He'd probably prefer you to just get stoned.

Me too- you might be marginally less uptight.

[Sava]

So your friend is a knight?

also, I prefer Kid is stoned instead of getting stoned

or whatever

i need coffee

morning sucks

[molly bloom]

So your friend is a knight?

also, I prefer Kid is stoned instead of getting stoned

or whatever

i need coffee

morning sucks

No, an English graduate of the female lesbionic persuasion. Lots of intimate touching in the women's bathhouses in Sudan, apparently....

Also women there stain the tips of their fingers with henna.

[Sava]

Lesbionics

is that feminism language the way ebonics is ghetto language?

[Sava]

i would like to be a sudanese warlord

that osunds fun