An occupational hazard for a thief or justification for a murder charge?

[molly bloom]

Yeah because any of those things are definitely going to get there in time if your house is being burglarized.

Let's see- the young couple are claimed to have burgled the house more than once in the past, to allegedly have done so with increasing violence, and his reasoned response is not to involve a security service or a law enforcement agency, nor to install deterrents, but to sit and wait, armed, for them to do it again.

Yes that all seems perfectly reasonable....

The police possess ****ing Star Trek teleporters to beam to your location and protect you when armed criminals enter your house to steal your property or harm your person.

Gosh, well done on those American police forces! How advanced are they!

Thinking of signing up ?

Will it get you another lovely uniform to wear, and can you make Star Trek transporter noises when you're beaming in or out ?

[Sava]

psssssshooooooooooooooooooweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee . . .. ... ..



?

[molly bloom]

psssssshooooooooooooooooooweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee . . .. ... ..



?

That sounds about right. Also gay slang: 'beam me up, Scotty'.

Not telling what it means.

Also, Patrick Stewart- well-endowed.


Also, we caught a burglar and turned him over to the feds. No guns were involved and no one was killed.

[Sava]

That sounds about right. Also gay slang: 'beam me up, Scotty'.

Not telling what it means.

Also, Patrick Stewart- well-endowed.

I thought he's married to a vaginialed-person

Also, we caught a burglar and turned him over to the feds. No guns were involved and no one was killed.

A defeat for freedom.

[Buster Crabbe's Uncle]

You have feds in Old Blightey?

[DaShi]

Those are all equivalent to breaking into someone's house.

You're almost there. Can you do it? Can you figure it out?

[Sava]

You have feds in Old Blightey?

is that how people refer to members of the United Federation of Planets?

[Sava]

You're almost there. Can you do it? Can you figure it out?

OOOH OOOOH OOOH


are they all non-violent criminal offenses?

[Buster Crabbe's Uncle]

is that how people refer to members of the United Federation of Planets?

It is, on Iotia.

[DinoDoc]

On the other hand, you can feel so much more satisfaction exacting revenge on evildoers!

[Sava]

Their chief export being iotas

[Buster Crabbe's Uncle]

Tommyguns, actually.

[regexcellent]

[molly bloom]

I thought he's married to a vaginialed-person

He do be. Lucky woman.

A defeat for freedom.

But a victory for our neighbours, who were pleased we had apprehended the miscreants. Also, a quick response from the thin blue line when called.

You have feds in Old Blightey?

The jig is up!


You've nabbed me bang to rights, guv'nor.


I was slanging, sir.

It is, on Iotia.

Possibly I was speaking of Uranus.

[regexcellent]

Molly's impression of Americanisms is pretty bad, it probably isn't obscure enough for him.