Help Invading Sealand

[tobeyrowe]

Hi, i need help invading Sealand and i need as many ships and people as i can get to do this. i want all of the people that hekp to bring atleast 1 type of gun and atleast 50 rounds of ammunition for each gun they bring. now i will not just land and start shooting at them i want to try to do this peacefully butif they shoot at us we will shoot at them. i want to get like 10 of the people that help me to come live on Sealand with me and of course there is not enough housing for 10 people so we will build small cottages like 200-300 square feet houses on the empty parts of the platform. when we get the bates family to leave we will pay for them to go to the UK and live out their lives there and we will support them for a few months until they get a job and can live without our help and that will be sort of like a payment to them and we might even buy them a house if we get enough money. we will buy up as much gold and silver as we can so when the United States economy collapses and most of the world will follow soon after we will have a way to back our currency without using other world curencies. so if you would like to join me and donate your time and service and possibly your boat and money to take over Sealand please message me on my account and specify exactly your qualifications as a citizen and a fighter to take Sealand if it comes down to it and what you can offer like your services, money, boat, equipment an anything else that you can give to the cause or if you can give all of the above to the cause. thank you and i hope to hear from you soon.

[Aeson]

I'm not sure what to do here. Technically I don't think we have any forum rules against military invasion of a foreign country. I do however think it's in poor form without some sort of casus belli ...

[-Jrabbit]

Hi, i need help invading Sealand

Don't do it. Try getting some real estate instead.
Maybe Sable Island. At least it has fresh water. And horses.

[tobeyrowe]

please help me then we could always just try to colonize Antarctica i found out that there is 620,000 square miles of unclaimed land there that we could claim and become a new nation so please help in any way you can. or we can invade sable island like you said. i even know of an island thats for sale that is 18 acres and already has a housing area and a few restaurants and shops i just dont have the money so any donations would help.

[loinburger]

Sorry, I sold all of my guns awhile back so that I could invest all of my money in bitcoins

[tobeyrowe]

i have guns if thats what you need. so if thats what you need or if you could help me buy Sealand or another island using your bitcoins once i get the money back i will pay you back plus some so let me know if you will invest in me and buy me a island so i can start a country and get money to pay you back

[Hauldren Collider]

Why do you want Sealand? There are so many better places. Go spread a communicable disease on a small tropical island inhabited by indigenous peoples.

[tobeyrowe]

it doesnt have to be Sealand infact i just need funding and i will buy an island thats the reason why i want Sealand is because i dont have funding for a real island so i am just going to take over Sealand but if you or someone you know has the money can you or they invest in me and i will pay them back plus some with the money i get from taxes for the new nation

[Uncle Sparky]

Decide what land you want. Let Putin know there are Russians there who need his help. He will send in the troops..

[Hauldren Collider]

We better help him. This guy sounds like a man with a plan.

[tobeyrowe]

thank you hauldren i do have a plan and i know i can start a new nation on this 17.4 acre island with buildings and housing already in place i just need like $15 million dollars to buy the island and get the economy going because the island alone is $10 million dollars and i need atleast $5 million more to get the economy going. so please help me if you can.

[ZEE]

what an honor to have the future leader of Sealand right here on our small, humBle forum!

[Hauldren Collider]

I like this guy. Alright, here's what we'll do. I have this friend, OK? He's got a lot of cash, I can get to it and embezzle it through some accounting tricks but only if I buy into his company, say, $10,000. Can you wire me that? Give me about a month and I'll send you your $15 million. It's foolproof.

[tobeyrowe]

how can i trust that you wont just take my $10,000 and plus i want to get it in a legit way not stealing but if you can talk to him and see if he will invest in my new nation then please do so and let me know what he says

[100% Wolf]

Okay HC I can get the $10,000 but first you're going to need to send me $9001 so I can pay the ransom for a kidnapped friend in Mexico. He'll have the money.