Help Invading Sealand

[tobeyrowe]

can anyone here seriously help me fund this new nation

[-Jrabbit]

Wait, you think we're not serious?

**** you.

[Egbert]

This plan lacks ambition. I have a much better idea. We should invade the United states and have a US$17 trillion economy at our disposal.

[Ecthy]

How can you expect our help if you don't trust us? Ungrateful wanker! And I was so ready to offer my boat, gun, cash reserves, and qualifications as a citizen, or whatever.

[Colon™]

Sealand invasion already been done:

Sealand Rebel Government and 1978 hostage crisis

In August 1978, while Bates and his wife were in England, Alexander Achenbach, who describes himself as the Prime Minister of Sealand, hired several German and Dutch mercenaries to spearhead an attack of Roughs Tower.[20] They stormed the tower with speedboats, jet skis and helicopters, and took Bates' son hostage. Bates was able to retake the tower and capture Achenbach and the mercenaries. Achenbach, a German lawyer who held a Sealand passport, was charged with treason against Sealand[20] and was held unless he paid DM 75,000 (more than US$35,000 or £23,000).[21] The governments of the Netherlands, Austria and Germany petitioned the British government for his release, but the United Kingdom disavowed his imprisonment, citing the 1968 court decision.[1] Germany then sent a diplomat from its London embassy to Roughs Tower to negotiate for Achenbach's release. Roy Bates relented after several weeks of negotiations and subsequently claimed that the diplomat's visit constituted de facto recognition of Sealand by Germany.[20]

Following his repatriation, Achenbach and Gernot Pütz established a ‘government in exile’, sometimes known as the Sealand Rebel Government, or Sealandic Rebel Government, in Germany.[20] Achenbach's appointed successor, Johannes Seiger, continues to claim via his website that he is Sealand's legitimate ruling authority.[22]

[Dr Strangelove]

There are some nice islands in the Indian Ocean just ripe for the taking. They're used to it too.

[pchang]

Doesn't matter. The guy has no money. Accumulate some money to prove your worthiness as leader, then come back.

[tobeyrowe]

i never siad i didnt trust you guys i mean if i didnt why would i have posted this on here

[Felch]

I've got plenty of guns and ammo. Let's do this.

Only condition - all drugs will be legal in our new country. ALL. DRUGS.

[tobeyrowe]

weed will be legal in the new nation but as of right now now other illegal drug will be allowed

[Felch]

Shrooms and LSD or I'm out!@

[100% Wolf]

Think of the tourism revenue. Drugs are the only way your microstate will achieve prosperity.

[tobeyrowe]

as of right now i am going to allow any drug that helps the body or brain in any positive way.

[pchang]

I will send this link to a site I know of in Cali, Colombia. You should have offers of guns and money in no time.

[warlord4real]

The Free Sealander Popular Liberation Front (FSPLF) will never allow such an infamy to occur. Sealand is ours......forever.....