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  • First flu in years

    Jesus it is terrible. I've been bed ridden for 3 days unable to do much else besides cough, **** and piss. My wife is also sick so we've taken turns heating soup for one another. This is the pits man, the pits!
    "I hope I get to punch you in the face one day" - MRT144, Imran Siddiqui
    'I'm fairly certain that a ban on me punching you in the face is not a "right" worth respecting." - loinburger

  • #2
    Just a friendly reminder people:

    Get your influenza vaccine.
    "My nation is the world, and my religion is to do good." --Thomas Paine
    "The subject of onanism is inexhaustable." --Sigmund Freud

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    • #3
      But vaccines will give me the AUTISM!
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      • #4
        I will punch your face off of your face.
        "My nation is the world, and my religion is to do good." --Thomas Paine
        "The subject of onanism is inexhaustable." --Sigmund Freud

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        • #5
          Do different regions get different flu vaccines? Or do they all just jam all the WHO recommendations into one shot?
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          • #6
            Jenny McCarthy needs to be muzzled

            with my dick.

            Didn't work for me. I got the vaccine, but got the flu anyway. At least it didn't hit me too hard.
            “It is no use trying to 'see through' first principles. If you see through everything, then everything is transparent. But a wholly transparent world is an invisible world. To 'see through' all things is the same as not to see.”

            ― C.S. Lewis, The Abolition of Man

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            • #7
              Originally posted by pchang View Post
              Didn't work for me. I got the vaccine, but got the flu anyway. At least it didn't hit me too hard.
              Define "the flu".
              "My nation is the world, and my religion is to do good." --Thomas Paine
              "The subject of onanism is inexhaustable." --Sigmund Freud

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Guynemer View Post
                Just a friendly reminder people:

                Get your influenza vaccine.
                I was meaning to but I was on vacation when my office scheduled it.
                "I hope I get to punch you in the face one day" - MRT144, Imran Siddiqui
                'I'm fairly certain that a ban on me punching you in the face is not a "right" worth respecting." - loinburger

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Guynemer View Post
                  Define "the flu".
                  You know - Fever, Aches, Chills, Tiredness, Sudden Onset...

                  The worst of it lasted 3 days, but I was fine within a week.
                  “It is no use trying to 'see through' first principles. If you see through everything, then everything is transparent. But a wholly transparent world is an invisible world. To 'see through' all things is the same as not to see.”

                  ― C.S. Lewis, The Abolition of Man

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by pchang View Post
                    You know - Fever, Aches, Chills, Tiredness, Sudden Onset...
                    Good.

                    When most people say "I have the flu," what they really mean is, "I have a stomach virus." It makes me NUTS.
                    "My nation is the world, and my religion is to do good." --Thomas Paine
                    "The subject of onanism is inexhaustable." --Sigmund Freud

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                    • #11
                      Did you know that my wife is a doctor....
                      “It is no use trying to 'see through' first principles. If you see through everything, then everything is transparent. But a wholly transparent world is an invisible world. To 'see through' all things is the same as not to see.”

                      ― C.S. Lewis, The Abolition of Man

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                      • #12
                        I did not.

                        We are insufferable. You have my apologies.
                        "My nation is the world, and my religion is to do good." --Thomas Paine
                        "The subject of onanism is inexhaustable." --Sigmund Freud

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                        • #13
                          I accept your apology.
                          To us, it is the BEAST.

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by pchang View Post
                            You know - Fever, Aches, Chills, Tiredness, Sudden Onset...

                            The worst of it lasted 3 days, but I was fine within a week.
                            This is my past ~72 hours
                            "I hope I get to punch you in the face one day" - MRT144, Imran Siddiqui
                            'I'm fairly certain that a ban on me punching you in the face is not a "right" worth respecting." - loinburger

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Guynemer View Post
                              I did not.

                              We are insufferable. You have my apologies.
                              She's much better now. She quit seeing patients and develops drugs instead.
                              “It is no use trying to 'see through' first principles. If you see through everything, then everything is transparent. But a wholly transparent world is an invisible world. To 'see through' all things is the same as not to see.”

                              ― C.S. Lewis, The Abolition of Man

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