Scottish "Independence" manifesto

[Alexander's Horse]

Scots are on a loser here.

[Bugs ****ing Bunny]

Life, liberty, and a nice, reassuring umbilical cord still attached to Mother in case bad things happen.

[Colon™]

"Life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness!" it is not.

[Bugs ****ing Bunny]

These included:

Thirty hours of childcare per week in term time for all three and four-year-olds, as well as vulnerable two-year-olds
Trident nuclear weapons, currently based on the Clyde, removed within the first parliament
Housing benefit reforms, described by critics as the "bedroom tax", to be abolished, and a halt to the rollout of Universal Credit
It would be in Scotland's interest to keep the pound, while the Bank of England would continue as "lender of last resort"
Basic rate tax allowances and tax credits to rise at least in line with inflation
A safe, "triple-locked" pension system
Minimum wage to "rise alongside the cost of living"

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-scotland-politics-25088251

So the plan is a lavish welfare state, and if the money runs out England has to bail them out. Didn't see that coming.