Do You Gays Feel Pleasure From Your Anus During Sex, Literally?

[Wiglaf]

Right before my grandmother died, she asked me this very question. She understood that gays have sex, but could not understand why God would put sensitive pleasure centers in places that he did not intend to be stimulated. She probably died very confused, and not just because a train hit her in the middle of an airport

[N35t0r]

If we didn't have pleasure centers in our rectums, we'd die from constipation.

[Wiglaf]

We don't have pleasure centers in the penis, and yet we urinate..

[regexcellent]

FWIW I can't understand why people would have anal sex either, it seems remarkably unpleasant for the recipient and disgusting for the uh, contributor.

[N35t0r]

Letting liquid out is easier than pushing out a solid.

[Wiglaf]

No it's just that I don't see why anyone would spend money on, say, two steam accounts or two origin accounts just to maintain a persona on poly.

This logic is obviously very weak, but we can't all get a 99th percentile score on the LSAT. Imran certainly didn't.

[N35t0r]

FWIW I can't understand why people would have anal sex either, it seems remarkably unpleasant for the recipient and disgusting for the uh, contributor.

Some people enjoy it. On the receiving end. Also, there are ways to make it... cleaner.

I'm not at all inclined to try it, although I can understand people who do. To each, his own.

[regexcellent]

Letting liquid out is easier than pushing out a solid.

My concern is more about letting a solid out while another solid is coming in from the other direction.

[N35t0r]

My concern is more about letting a solid out while another solid is coming in from the other direction.

That was a reply to Wiglaf's post.

I don't know other people (it's not something that comes up a lot in conversation), but I can be pretty sure about when there's solid to go out...

Also, enemas are used to ensure the large intestine is clean enough for appendectomies, so I can guess it's pretty easy to clean out enough to avoid that sort of complication?

[onodera]

My concern is more about letting a solid out while another solid is coming in from the other direction.

You sound suspiciously curious.

[self biased]

FWIW I can't understand why people would have anal sex either, it seems remarkably unpleasant for the recipient and disgusting for the uh, contributor.

aren't you adorable.

[Ban Kenobi]

I have been struggling with figuring out whether gay sex actually causes pleasure from the act of anal penetration and if so what biological purpose is there for penis-style nerves to be embedded in the male anus? Why has this obvious argument been overlooked? Surely, the best retort to someone who says "GOD DIDN'T INTENT MEN TO STICK IT IN EACH OTHER'S ANUS" would be "THEN WHY DID HER PUT NERVE ENDINGS THAR?"

My priest told me gay sex produces mere 'PSYCHOLOGICAL EUPHORIA,' that is, all the pleasure is in the mind, not in the anus. However his credibility has been strained because he hordes bacon and denies that, even though it is evident that he hordes bacon in his rectum, where he and the other priests live. (I have seen his stash). Is that generally the case, or do different gays have nerve endings in different places, please advise.

God used the same anal architecture for men and women, and women are obviously supposed to enjoy anal sex. The fact that men enjoy it too is a mere accident. This isn't rocket science.

[Imran Siddiqui]

You sound suspiciously curious.

[N35t0r]

Also, modern(not so much) science has enabled women to stick it into a man's anus. That isn't gay at all.

[regexcellent]

You sound suspiciously curious.

Please tell me what about that post suggests that I want to get **** on my dick when there is a perfectly acceptable alternative on the other side, the Way God Intended.