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  • Do You Gays Feel Pleasure From Your Anus During Sex, Literally?

    I have been struggling with figuring out whether gay sex actually causes pleasure from the act of anal penetration and if so what biological purpose is there for penis-style nerves to be embedded in the male anus? Why has this obvious argument been overlooked? Surely, the best retort to someone who says "GOD DIDN'T INTENT MEN TO STICK IT IN EACH OTHER'S ANUS" would be "THEN WHY DID HER PUT NERVE ENDINGS THAR?"

    My priest told me gay sex produces mere 'PSYCHOLOGICAL EUPHORIA,' that is, all the pleasure is in the mind, not in the anus. However his credibility has been strained because he hordes bacon and denies that, even though it is evident that he hordes bacon in his rectum, where he and the other priests live. (I have seen his stash). Is that generally the case, or do different gays have nerve endings in different places, please advise.
    Last edited by Wiglaf; November 26, 2013, 00:02. Reason: RECTUM ISN'T THE RIGHT WORD -- SEE BELOW

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    do you not?
    I wasn't born with enough middle fingers.
    [Brandon Roderick? You mean Brock's Toadie?][Hanged from Yggdrasil]

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    • #3
      Wiggy, you're a ****** for assuming that all gay men enjoy anal sex.
      A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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      • #4
        "... it is evident that he hordes bacon in his rectum, where he and the other priests live."

        "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
        "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain

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        • #5
          It's a technical term for where the priests live (like a dorm in most places I think, where they share property).

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          • #6
            A "rectory" perhaps?
            "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
            "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain

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            • #7
              The rectory is the book they read from

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              • #8
                Nevermind -- that's right, rectory is the dorm.

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                • #9
                  Let me lecture about lecterns.
                  "I hope I get to punch you in the face one day" - MRT144, Imran Siddiqui
                  'I'm fairly certain that a ban on me punching you in the face is not a "right" worth respecting." - loinburger

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                  • #10
                    This version of Wiggy (or whoever is using the DL today) is not as fun as the regular one.
                    “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
                    - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

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                    • #11
                      Wiggy's "rectum" was very good though. (Not that way )

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                      • #12
                        rectum? damn near killed 'im!
                        I wasn't born with enough middle fingers.
                        [Brandon Roderick? You mean Brock's Toadie?][Hanged from Yggdrasil]

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Imran Siddiqui View Post
                          This version of Wiggy (or whoever is using the DL today) is not as fun as the regular one.
                          I can promise you that Wiggy is not a DL.

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                          • #14
                            Am I your brother too

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                            • #15
                              No it's just that I don't see why anyone would spend money on, say, two steam accounts or two origin accounts just to maintain a persona on poly.

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