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    So Geordi just made out with a holodeck version of this female engineer who helped design the enterprise engines.

    "every time you touch those engines, you're touching me"

    creepiest ****img moment in star trek i've ever seen
    To us, it is the BEAST.

  • #2
    The holodeck is pretty much the worst part of TNG. Even passing over the pornographic implications.

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    • #3
      My favorite part of star trek is where they tell us it's like, the 23rd century, and the first line you hear the captain say is that he isn't used to women being on board a starship bridge.

      My second favorite part is where everyone is really really quiet so that the romulan ship won't hear them through space. This is what inspired my signature. I was watching it with my dad, and he commented on how stupid this is, and I replied with that quote.
      If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
      ){ :|:& };:

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      • #4
        Worst parts of star trek tng, in order:

        1. Holodeck
        2. the Transporter
        3. Deanna Troi
        4. That idiot Wil Wheaton had to play
        If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
        ){ :|:& };:

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        • #5
          Troi's boobies are awesome. Especially when she wears that little light blue number.
          To us, it is the BEAST.

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          • #6
            To us, it is the BEAST.

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Hauldren Collider View Post
              That idiot Wil Wheaton had to play
              dig at the older bro?
              To us, it is the BEAST.

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Sava View Post
                Troi's boobies are awesome. Especially when she wears that little light blue number.
                They are mediocre. And her face is ugly.
                If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
                ){ :|:& };:

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Sava View Post
                  dig at the older bro?
                  ?
                  If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
                  ){ :|:& };:

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Hauldren Collider View Post
                    ?
                    more so an eventis reference, kuci is/was wesley crusher
                    To us, it is the BEAST.

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                    • #11
                      What is eventis?
                      If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
                      ){ :|:& };:

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Hauldren Collider View Post
                        They are mediocre. And her face is ugly.
                        She's star trek hot.

                        Plus, women generally have to have horrible birth defects for me not to want to **** them. And even then, just maybe turn the lights out.
                        To us, it is the BEAST.

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                        • #13
                          The Enterprise chicks were hotter
                          If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
                          ){ :|:& };:

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Hauldren Collider View Post
                            What is eventis?


                            glorious home of spammey spammers who spamme


                            To us, it is the BEAST.

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Hauldren Collider View Post
                              The Enterprise chicks were hotter
                              Yes.

                              And the klingon engineer chick and seven of nine from voyager.

                              Damn, Troi is like the second to least attractive ST woman. I never thought of this before.
                              To us, it is the BEAST.

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