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  • #31
    Originally posted by Ben Kenobi View Post
    This. Alby, you got a good deal. Don't **** it up by being a moron. Respect her and it'll go a long way.
    Shut up Ben!
    “As a lifelong member of the Columbia Business School community, I adhere to the principles of truth, integrity, and respect. I will not lie, cheat, steal, or tolerate those who do.”
    "Capitalism ho!"

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    • #32
      On behalf of Guy: STOP QUOTING HIM! Where's that slap-with-a-fish smiley? Is it ?
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      • #33
        Originally posted by Sava View Post
        i've already skeeted all over my monitor

        Any views I may express here are personal and certainly do not in any way reflect the views of my employer. Tis the rising of the moon..

        Look, I just don't anymore, okay?

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        • #34
          Originally posted by Sava View Post
          i've already skeeted all over my monitor
          To the window, to the wall...
          I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.

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          • #35
            The worst ****ing "song"
            If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
            ){ :|:& };:

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            • #36
              **** you. That song is amazing.
              I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.

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              • #37
                Skeeted? Never heard that one before.
                “It is no use trying to 'see through' first principles. If you see through everything, then everything is transparent. But a wholly transparent world is an invisible world. To 'see through' all things is the same as not to see.”

                ― C.S. Lewis, The Abolition of Man

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                • #38
                  Let me skeet, don't hesitate
                  It ain't good to masturbate
                  Hoe, I'll let you suck my dick
                  If you say you'll be my *****
                  You'll be proud to be my hoe
                  I'll take you everywhere I go
                  If anybody else, you belong to me
                  Is this my *****? (woman: Yeah, Marquis...)
                  I'm the one that has you sprung
                  When I skeet, we'll have a son
                  Skeet them jaws, skeet them draws
                  Pull it out and skeet the walls
                  Grab it, flip it, hold it, rub it
                  When I skeet is when you suck it
                  All you have to do is believe
                  And the skeet will set you free
                  --2 Live Crew,
                  Shake a Lil' Somethin' (1996)
                  from urbandictionary
                  To us, it is the BEAST.

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                  • #39
                    Is that your girlfriend next to you in that picture?

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