Java

[The Mad Monk]

Easy, soldier. Save your ammunition for the enemy.

[onodera]

**** ORACLE FOREVER

**** LARRY ELLISON

Oracle DB is a broken piece of ****. When it breaks you have to call Oracle to fix it. And it is always broken. This is why the standard joke about DBAs is that the difference between them and everyone else is that they know the Oracle phone number.

The only problem is that every other RDBMS is even worse.

[Hauldren Collider]

Oracle is also slowly killing every good product Sun ever made. RIP Sun Ray. RIP OpenSolaris. RIP Sun Workstations. RIP SPARC for every price less than $30,000.

We had a ton of Sun hardware at TJHSST (probably still do) and man was it awesome. **** you Oracle.

[Sava]

I like getting mad. Can I get mad at Oracle too?

even though i dunno what dafuq you guys are mad about

[regexcellent]

The only problem is that every other RDBMS is even worse.

True, but it is why if you don't need a mega high end database you should always just use a flavor of SQL.

[onodera]

True, but it is why if you don't need a mega high end database you should always just use a flavor of SQL.

I'm sorry, but your comment does not make any sense. How can a language replace a database?