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  • #1

    Java

    "3 billion devices run Java"

    Oracle has $45 billion of total equity.

    And yet, the Java update still tries to install ask.com toolbar bloatware.

    COME THE FUCK ON
    To us, it is the BEAST.
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  • #2
    Jon Miller: MikeH speaks the truth
    Jon Miller: MikeH is a shockingly revolting dolt and a masturbatory urine-reeking sideshow freak whose word is as valuable as an aging cow paddy.
    We've got both kinds

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    • #3
      What does Java actually do on a computer nowadays? I keep it shut down on my computer on general paranoid principle, and I don't notice any reduction my experience. I have noticed far fewer instances of malware hitting my computer.

      This does not apply to javascript, much as I wish it would. That one still has its uses.
      No, I did not steal that from somebody on Something Awful.

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      • #4
        Fumbbl uses Java.
        "I hope I get to punch you in the face one day" - MRT144, Imran Siddiqui
        'I'm fairly certain that a ban on me punching you in the face is not a "right" worth respecting." - loinburger

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        • #5
          I need it to play Minecraft
          To us, it is the BEAST.

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          • #6
            +1

            Indifference is Bliss

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            • #7
              Originally posted by The Mad Monk View Post
              What does Java actually do on a computer nowadays? I keep it shut down on my computer on general paranoid principle, and I don't notice any reduction my experience. I have noticed far fewer instances of malware hitting my computer.

              This does not apply to javascript, much as I wish it would. That one still has its uses.
              The ****ers at the provincial bank require it, and there isn't any other bank (other than the national bank, and they are even worse) in the town where my family has a dairy farm.
              Indifference is Bliss

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              • #8
                Java is an excellent programming language that no one has any idea how to make money from.
                If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
                ){ :|:& };:

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Hauldren Collider View Post
                  Java is an excellent programming language that no one has any idea how to make money from.
                  Originally posted by Sava
                  Minecraft
                  .
                  To us, it is the BEAST.

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                  • #10
                    It's open-source. They can't charge for it. And if they could, they'd make far more money from the thousands of businesses that use it for their internal software than from Minecraft.
                    If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
                    ){ :|:& };:

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                    • #11
                      Your statement should have been more clear. Seems like you are referring to Oracle.
                      To us, it is the BEAST.

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                      • #12
                        Oracle is awful. I miss Sun
                        If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
                        ){ :|:& };:

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                        • #13
                          To us, it is the BEAST.

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                          • #14
                            **** ORACLE FOREVER

                            **** LARRY ELLISON

                            Oracle DB is a broken piece of ****. When it breaks you have to call Oracle to fix it. And it is always broken. This is why the standard joke about DBAs is that the difference between them and everyone else is that they know the Oracle phone number.

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                            • #15
                              Oracle rage. I've not seen this before.
                              To us, it is the BEAST.

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