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    Would any of our fine policeposters care to comment on the veracity of such a claim?
    No, I did not steal that from somebody on Something Awful.

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    uhm ok
    To us, it is the BEAST.

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    • #3
      I still find it very hard to believe.
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      • #4
        Around me, they could get here that fast. But it's random. At any given point, I suspect a patrol car is no less than a mile away. I don't think they'd take longer than 5 minutes.

        When I was around 11 or 12, my sister and I were ****ing around with the phones. In the process, 911 got dialed. We hung up. They got here very quickly. My parents were pissed.

        Maybe live in a civilized place and not in some cornpone, dueling banjos, piece of crap area? That's the only advice I could offer.
        To us, it is the BEAST.

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        • #5
          Are you trying to find out how long you have to make a getaway?

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          • #6
            What does a 30 second 911 response mean? 911 answers your call in 30 seconds; 911 takes 30 seconds to send police officers (ie, 30 secs after your call is dialed, someone's in a car); it takes 30 seconds to arrive at your door from when 911 call is dialed; or it takes 30 seconds after the 911 operator determines you need help to get there?

            The third (the most stringent) seems impossible. It usually takes 30 seconds to figure out what you need. The first is trivial. The second is probably reasonable. The last is possible in cities some of the time I suspect (where officers roam the streets); I've never called 911 but certainly imagine there's a police officer within 30 seconds of my house at least half of the time.
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            • #7
              Certainly if they took 5 minutes I'd be shocked. Ambulances in cities are stationed all over the place; firefighters are usually the first responders for medical emergencies, there usually within a minute or two except in extreme cases of address confusion. Police I'm sure is more random, though.
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              • #8
                Originally posted by Sava View Post
                When I was around 11 or 12, my sister and I were ****ing around with the phones. In the process, 911 got dialed. We hung up. They got here very quickly. My parents were pissed.
                This happened to me too once
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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Hauldren Collider View Post
                  This happened to me too once
                  To us, it is the BEAST.

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Sava View Post

                    Maybe live in a civilized place and not in some cornpone, dueling banjos, piece of crap area? That's the only advice I could offer.


                    y'all come on down now...ya hear? I'll take your civilized azzes up some of dem hollers dat will make your hair curl.
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                    • #11
                      sigh
                      To us, it is the BEAST.

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Sava View Post
                        Maybe live in a civilized place and not in some cornpone, dueling banjos, piece of crap area?
                        I thought you lived in Chicago?
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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by The Mad Monk View Post
                          Would any of our fine policeposters care to comment on the veracity of such a claim?
                          That's fast and likely not typical but I could see cases where it happens just because the person lives next door to a station or because the cop car just happened to be right out front.
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                          • #14
                            It really is random like people said; and like Snoopy said, it depends on what is meant by 30 seconds.
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