Going to see a girl over Memorial Day weekend...

[Tupac Shakur]

"Weird" is always a good thing to be described as.

[Alexander's Horse]

So here is the real acid test - when is the next date Albie???

[-Jrabbit]

She thinks his "cocky" is "adorable"... That's got to be a good sign.

[ricketyclik]

It isn't healthy to post videos of your gf on the webs to brag that you finally got laid.

I'll give you the posting (although even then a nice "hello interwebs" on film with her consent is OK I think) but bragging about getting laid is only natural. Just be respectful about it. You know, give her a good wrap, or keep mum.

[MRT144]

So did he lose it?

[Alexander's Horse]

He probably made the whole thing up.

[Az]

"You're way too cocky but you're an adorable cocky so it's actually weirdly attractive"

https://www.facebook.com/pages/Give-Her-The-Dick/359550717420249

[Egbert]

He probably made the whole thing up.

Nah. I recall Albie posting that he would be pulling chicks when he made it as an officer in the USMC. He is now an officer in the USMC. Perhaps this boosted his confidence. Enough of a boost to keep his cool with the chick.

I am actually serious.

[Alexander's Horse]

I'm sure the USMC thing helps, plus surging testosterone after ten weeks on base.

[Thorn]

Wait he joined the marines, how do i finish the sentence without insulting the people that are supposed to be defending the country............. oh nvm... Well at least the gay ban is gone.... hate for him to get a dishonerable discharge for something like that.....

Since you are finally doing something productive with your life now, I'll give 48 hours to accept a new cease-fire, or not, I'm beginning to think Alby like verbal S&M....

Its simple just agree to my treaty and I stop being mean, I couldn't make it any easier. I really only sorta like being mean to you, you have forced me into this situation. Actually I don't remember what for, but it must have been something egregious.....regardless I am a lunatic of principles.


Back on topic:

If he gets anywhere with this girl, I will not be suprised that he hasn't asked "ok she has taken her shirt off now what do I do?" live on webforum... yet

also she's got a big nose, I didn't think you were into that whole jewish thing, or do you see it as a fetish like some people call black chocolate....

[b etor]

hey I missed out on a thanks there...

fixed

[Koyaanisqatsi]

I'm sure the USMC thing helps, plus surging testosterone after ten weeks on base.

Yeah, because his problem before was that he wasn't desperate enough.

[Elok]

So did he lose it?

Oh, he lost it a long time ago.[/obligatory]

[self biased]

So did he lose it?

own goal.

[Dinner]

Who cares?