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  • Going to see a girl over Memorial Day weekend...

    I'll be going to NYC on Saturday to see someone and will be returning on Monday. I'll be spending Saturday and Sunday nights at her place. Any tips so I don't mess things up?
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  • #2
    Originally posted by Al B. Sure! View Post
    Any tips so I don't mess things up?
    Based on your other threads in this subject, ask yourself what would Al B. Sure! normally do in this situation and then do the opposite.
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    • #3
      Originally posted by Al B. Sure! View Post
      Any tips so I don't mess things up?
      1: don't forget to pack condoms and lube.
      b: put out.
      I wasn't born with enough middle fingers.
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      • #4
        A. Be respectful.
        2. Don't post on Poly.
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        • #5
          Don't be pushy, be a gentleman and make her laugh.
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          • #6
            But you shouldn't be asking for advice if she's happy with you staying at her place (unless you threatened to kill her parents for that). Whatever happens happens.
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            • #7
              Stick it in her.

              Getting in on the ground floor of this impending train wreck.

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              • #8
                Originally posted by DinoDoc View Post
                Based on your other threads in this subject, ask yourself what would Al B. Sure! normally do in this situation and then do the opposite.
                For once, I agree with DD.
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                • #9
                  Noting that the thread title says "girl" and not "female," perhaps there is hope...

                  After all, Alby has already confounded his critics by successfully becoming a Marine.
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                  • #10
                    do these girls even exist? has a photo ever been posted?
                    Any views I may express here are personal and certainly do not in any way reflect the views of my employer. Tis the rising of the moon..

                    Look, I just don't anymore, okay?

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Al B. Sure! View Post
                      I'll be going to NYC on Saturday to see someone and will be returning on Monday. I'll be spending Saturday and Sunday nights at her place. Any tips so I don't mess things up?
                      Tip her well. She may not remember you, but you don't want the Marines to appear cheap.
                      Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
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                      He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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                      • #12
                        Ask her to join the Apolyton Simcity region

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                        • #13
                          Talk politics with her.
                          Remember that "no" means "I'm a little shy, but I want you to give it to me".
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                          Among the poets we are ****.

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                          • #14
                            I want a photograph
                            Any views I may express here are personal and certainly do not in any way reflect the views of my employer. Tis the rising of the moon..

                            Look, I just don't anymore, okay?

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                            • #15
                              Don't buy her a car.
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