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yeah she's cute
give her my number
To us, it is the BEAST.Comment
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don't, he be asking if she like frottage.Any views I may express here are personal and certainly do not in any way reflect the views of my employer. Tis the rising of the moon..
Look, I just don't anymore, okay?Comment
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Al, read this: http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/co..._most_obvious/Graffiti in a public toilet
Do not require skill or wit
Among the **** we all are poets
Among the poets we are ****.Comment
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She emailed me today. Similar content that Melanie (the very liberal woman from Columbia, MD) would say. That's the frustrating thing. The women change but the conversations, responses, and the path are always identical.
"So you're probably sleeping so I didn't want to text you. I think you spoiled me these past few days by talking to me so much. It feels weird not talking to you tonight before going to bed. I thought writing this would help, but it's not really working lol. You probably think I'm crazy so I'll shut up now. I'll talk to you later. Good luck with training this week. Don't wear yourself down too much.
Good night.""Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
"I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben KenobiComment
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Why are you talking to them so much? That's a desperation red flag, and the fast track into the friend zone.Comment
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Get there and do everything you can, short of being obnoxious, to hit it.
Either it turns into long term tail, or a one nighter, but who cares.... You need the work.We're sorry, the voices in my head are not available at this time. Please try back again soon.Comment
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He's failing to take my advice.Originally posted by Tupac Shakur View Post
I make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
For those who aspire to live in a high cost, high tax, big government place, our nation and the world offers plenty of options. Vermont, Canada and Venezuela all offer you the opportunity to live in the socialist, big government paradise you long for. –Senator RubioComment
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and i thought you weren't into buttsex.Originally posted by Bugs ****ing Bunny View PostI wasn't born with enough middle fingers.
[Brandon Roderick? You mean Brock's Toadie?][Hanged from Yggdrasil]Comment
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I don't know if the Commandant of the Corps would be pleased to know that OCS is easier to get into than a pair of panties.Comment
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It's called a girl falling for a guy. You should think it's cute, not frustrating! Most girls rethink what they're going to text/email quite a few times. And if their girl friends are around, they'll ask their opinions.Originally posted by Al B. Sure! View Post
Wait, how old is she? Maybe she's supposed to be past this stage...Comment
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Can I put that in my sig?Originally posted by Al B. Sure! View Post
Any views I may express here are personal and certainly do not in any way reflect the views of my employer. Tis the rising of the moon..
Look, I just don't anymore, okay?Comment
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Don't **** this one up Al, seriously. It'd be like going to a target range and managing to shoot yourself in the face by accident.Comment
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Are you trying to help him or get so freaked out about ****ing it up that he'll do just do that?DISCLAIMER: the author of the above written texts does not warrant or assume any legal liability or responsibility for any offence and insult; disrespect, arrogance and related forms of demeaning behaviour; discrimination based on race, gender, age, income class, body mass, living area, political voting-record, football fan-ship and musical preference; insensitivity towards material, emotional or spiritual distress; and attempted emotional or financial black-mailing, skirt-chasing or death-threats perceived by the reader of the said written texts.Comment
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