It's 7AM and I just saw a barefoot fat kid chase two dogs around my cul de sac

[self biased]

:



That's what she gets for shopping at Bob's Bargain Boobs instead of paying for some quality tits.

the dark lipstick makes her look like a chola, and she needs to pop out a kid and get dem hipz.

[self biased]

No, that was great.

I'm in the process of talking my current GF into doing some... tasteful pics.

Let's see what I can talk her into.

i have faith in you.

[Sava]

she playing ps3 now

"you can show them my butt if you show them yours"

the best i may be able to do is her in call of duty sweat pants and a tank top

and even then, i may get punched

[Berzerker]

May 2nd and it snowed

[-Jrabbit]

Mid-February and you were golfing.
Got to accept the good with the bad, man.

[Sava]

it was chilly and rainy today

[-Jrabbit]

It was springlike.

[Sava]

with hitler in germany?

[-Jrabbit]

No, that's "springtime"...

[Sava]

SAME DIFFERENCE YOU COMMUNIST

[-Jrabbit]

Don't capslock me, Serbian.

And I ain't no commie.

[MRT144]

the dark lipstick makes her look like a chola, and she needs to pop out a kid and get dem hipz.

Thank you. I kept thinking, "Damn, that girl has the weirdest proportions. "

[Skanky Burns]

I heard a story once of someone who was playing Diablo heaps. Like 15+ hours a day (I made that bit up). Anywho, he is out walking to the shops one day, sees someone run out of their house in full chainmail armour, continues walking. Half an hour later, realises that someone wearing chainmail is unusual...

[SlowwHand]

Talking 15 hours to anyone that has played Civ MP is not that strange.

[MOBIUS]

I heard a story once of someone who was playing Diablo heaps. Like 15+ hours a day (I made that bit up). Anywho, he is out walking to the shops one day, sees someone run out of their house in full chainmail armour, continues walking. Half an hour later, realises that someone wearing chainmail is unusual...

That was you really. Be honest! You only made the time bit up because you truly lost all sense of time - it was probably days and you're too embarrassed to admit it...