Originally posted by snoopy369
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Blame President Obama!
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SHEILA: Times have changed
Our kids are getting worse
They won't obey the parents
They just want to fart and curse!
SHARON: Should we blame the government?
LIANE: Or blame society?
STUART/GERALD/RANDY: Or should we blame the images on TV?
SHEILA: No, blame Canada!
EVERYONE: Blame Canada!
SHEILA: With all their beady little eyes
And flapping heads so full of lies
EVERYONE: Blame Canada! Blame Canada!
SHEILA: We need to form a full assault
EVERYONE: It's Canada's fault!
SHARON: Don't blame me for my son Stan
He saw the darn cartoon and now he's off to join the Klan!
LIANE: And my boy Eric, once, had my picture on his shelf
But now when I see him he tells me to **** myself
SHEILA: Well, blame Canada!
EVERYONE: Blame Canada!
SHEILA: It seems that everything's gone wrong
Since Canada came along
EVERYONE: Blame Canada!
Blame Canada!
COPY SHOP EMPLOYEE: They're not even a real country anyway
CAROL: My son could've been a doctor or a lawyer rich and true
Instead he burned up like a piggy on a barbecue
EVERYONE: Should we blame the matches?
Should we blame the fire?
Or the doctors who allowed him to expire?
SHEILA: Heck, no!
EVERYONE: Blame Canada! Blame Canada!
SHEILA: With all their hockey hullabaloo
LIANE: And that ***** Anne Murray, too
EVERYONE: Blame Canada! Shame on Canada for...
The smut we must cut
The trash we must bash
The laughter and fun must all be undone
We must blame them and cause a fuss
Before somebody thinks of blaming us!“I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.â€
- John 13:34-35 (NRSV)
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I make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
For those who aspire to live in a high cost, high tax, big government place, our nation and the world offers plenty of options. Vermont, Canada and Venezuela all offer you the opportunity to live in the socialist, big government paradise you long for. –Senator Rubio
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Originally posted by Kidicious View PostI blame Obama for this thread.Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
"Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead
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You seem to have poor taste in women. Maybe we have the source of your problems with them.I make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
For those who aspire to live in a high cost, high tax, big government place, our nation and the world offers plenty of options. Vermont, Canada and Venezuela all offer you the opportunity to live in the socialist, big government paradise you long for. –Senator Rubio
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