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    Blame President Obama!

    Had a car accident. Blame Obama!
    Have a toothache. Blame Obama!
    Bad weather today. Blame Obama!
    Bad first date with someone. Blame Obama!
    Pet died today. Blame Obama!
    Have a bad hangnail. Blame Obama!
    Have a headache/migraine. Blame Obama!
    Bought a bad/lemon car from a used car salesperson. Blame Obama!
    Ran out of office supplies on day you really need them. Blame Obama!
    Got a divorce. Blame Obama!
    Fell off your bike. Blame Obama!
    You have diarrhea. Blame Obama!
    You're having another bout with PMS. Blame Obama!
    You're having a midlife crisis. Blame Obama!
    Have an earache. Blame Obama!
    Your water heater broke down. Blame Obama!
    Power outage. Blame Obama!
    You missed a payment on your credit card. Blame Obama!
    A bird shit on your car. Blame Obama!
    Broke your cell/smart phone by dropping it. Blame Obama!
    You overslept today. Blame Obama!
    You got sunburned. Blame Obama!
    Drank too much last night. Blame Obama!
    Fell off a ladder. Blame Obama!
    Your parents were abusive to you when you were a child. Blame Obama!
    You broke a bone or sprained an ankle playing a sport. Blame Obama!
    Missed yesterday's news for one reason or another. Blame Obama!
    Feeling stressed from working overtime lately. Blame Obama!
    You're constipated. Blame Obama!
    Hurt yourself while working out/exercising. Blame Obama!
    Your favorite radio station is not coming in clearly today. Blame Obama!
    Your favorite sports team lost a game. Blame Obama!
    A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.
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  • #2
    I blame Obama for this thread.
    I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
    - Justice Brett Kavanaugh

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    • #3
      Originally posted by Kidicious View Post
      I blame Obama for this thread.
      A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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      • #4
        omfg go away please
        To us, it is the BEAST.

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        • #5
          Let's try to save this thread from its creator









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          • #6
            I'm sorry, do you know someone who actually does this, MrFun?
            If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
            ){ :|:& };:

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            • #7
              He gave up on "Blame the Gays" threads.
              I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
              - Justice Brett Kavanaugh

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              • #8
                You dumbass...everybody knows that it's Bush's fault.

                Just ask Obama.
                "I am sick and tired of people who say that if you debate and you disagree with this administration somehow you're not patriotic. We should stand up and say we are Americans and we have a right to debate and disagree with any administration." - Hillary Clinton, 2003

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                • #9
                  MrFun is getting a good ****ing for creating this thread.
                  I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
                  - Justice Brett Kavanaugh

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                  • #10
                    You guys need to lighten up.
                    A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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                    • #11
                      MrFun, you have single-handedly ruined the "Thanks Obama" meme. For that, you get one star.
                      To us, it is the BEAST.

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by MrFun View Post
                        You guys need to lighten up.
                        It just disappoints me that you put so much effort into this thread.

                        "Only 20 more 'thanks Obama' examples until this thread will be funny!"
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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Hauldren Collider View Post
                          I'm sorry, do you know someone who actually does this, MrFun?
                          from dictionary.com:

                          joke: something said or done to provoke laughter or cause amusement, as a witticism, a short and amusing anecdote, or a prankish act: He tells very funny jokes. She played a joke on him.

                          humor: a comic, absurd, or incongruous quality causing amusement

                          parody: any humorous, satirical, or burlesque imitation, as of a person, event, etc.
                          A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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                          • #14
                            but this isn't funny... you sound more like a whiny obama fan
                            you should've waited until a conservative poster actually blamed obama for something ridiculous
                            To us, it is the BEAST.

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                            • #15
                              You seem to have failed by your own definition.
                              I make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
                              For those who aspire to live in a high cost, high tax, big government place, our nation and the world offers plenty of options. Vermont, Canada and Venezuela all offer you the opportunity to live in the socialist, big government paradise you long for. –Senator Rubio

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