A curious fact about "Spartacus"

[Sava]

I had one like that. She didn't have chest hair... but she had a very manly jawline. I am still on the fence whether or not she was transgender post-surgery. Her boobs were magnificent... and not silicone. But just seemed a little too perfect. I didn't see any scars, so I dunno if she had work done.

Her body was basically perfect from like... shoulders down. Except she had such a manly jaw... I couldn't get over it. The first night I fingered her, I was totally prepared for finding Captain Winky. Her vagina was also very perfect. I've had chicks with bad vaginas before. Like... so flappy it's like a dog sticking its head out the window. But hers was... mmm... like so perfect it had to be the result of a really skilled plastic surgeon.

Also... she wanted me to jerk off on a shirt she was wearing once. A month later or so, she told me she slept with it every night.

So that's how that one ended. To this day, she remains the creepiest chick I dated.

But if she didn't have some kind of birth defect, I swear she was some sort of manly creature... neck up.

[Docfeelgood]

Where do you find these freaky women?
The only freak I can remember being with was a girl who like anal sex.
I thought it was ****ing nasty, pulled my dick out and **** was all over the head.

[Sava]

Anal is more like a fantasy thing. It's fun to watch porno chicks do it. I've only done it with two girls... by their request. Both were really concerned about hygiene. It was a lot of work. The one didn't eat much anyways. I think she starved herself the day before we'd do it. She used a giant water douche thing to clean her butt out beforehand... and multiple times. I think there was at least an hour of prep involved. It was fun. I'm not going to lie. But I wouldn't seek that out if she wasn't committed to being clean about it.

Most of the ones I meet now are online... as many as 5 or 6 a month... sometimes, I'll go 2 months without any. I try to avoid meeting women someplace "in the world"... especially if it's a place where I will see them again... like where I work out... or the store.

If you want freaky chicks, you gotta make a profile advertising something freaky. Don't read any articles about "how to internet date". You'll just get fake-ass women who want to get married so they never have to **** you again.

Though, I'd say between the crazy ones, maybe like half were IRL meetings. So maybe it's me who attracts them somehow.

Normal kinda bores me. I'm into freaky. I always notice good looking women. But beyond them being eye candy, something needs to stand out. Otherwise, they are just boring. Bipolar chicks are fun. They get sad randomly and don't want to communicate... which is fine by me. But then they'll txt and say "hi", which is code for "HI I AM HORNY PLEASE COME OVER AND POUND ME".

My current option is a bit freaky. She's sweet. She likes S&M stuff. I've never done that before. She lives a couple hours away. I'm not fond of traveling. She can take the train, but it's $90 for a round trip. She's been jobless for a while but just got hired doing... **** I don't know... something. She blabs about it on Facebook and I just auto-like all her posts. The clingy ones like you to do that.

I try not to spend a lot of money on these women. I'd foot the bill for the train if she was going to spend a few days with me. But $90 for a day trip? Nah.

Her birthday is in three days. She'll probably get upset about me not going to see her. I may end up seeing her once or twice after that... if at all. She might be friend material. I'm not sure.

[Docfeelgood]

I'm married and an old man, that is for a young man like you.

[Sava]

How old are you? I'm going to be 33 in 2 months. Getting older isn't as bad as I thought. I'm more confident than I was 10 years ago. And just being older seems to be something younger women like. If I don't set my age limit at like 21... I'd get a lot of messages from the 18-21 girls trolling those sites. Not that I don't mind them that young... but jesus christ, if you get carded when we go out and don't have a fake id, it's just embarrassing.

[Docfeelgood]

50

[Sava]

Well, if your wife leaves you... you could still probably find interested ladies 24-30ish. They won't all be gems. It's usually a scale that consists of "hot and mentally unstable" on one end and "normal but overweight" on the other. The bigger girls are sometimes pretty cool. I'm kinda fatter than I'd like to be right now. So I'm not terribly judgmental about weight. But if they have self-esteem issues, it can get annoying... constant whining about their appearance... constantly seeking compliments. Though, I did meet one who considered me getting aroused to be a compliment. She had a long term boyfriend who treated her like crap and never gave her an orgasm. I didn't actually do anything sexual with her, despite her desire to. Her sob stories made me feel guilty before I even did anything!

[Cort Haus]

Back on topic:



Well, sort of.

[Sava]

grandpa dubya

[Docfeelgood]

Jees! you are so correct! Your not judgmental. That's good, been trying to tell Albi but it doesn't seem to sink in with him.

That is why you have women and he don't.

[Sava]

Well, let's be serious. Neither Albi nor I have any women. I just occasionally date some, fool around, then judge them and wind up by myself.

[Docfeelgood]

that's perfect...get all you can while your young and not married.

[Alexander's Horse]

I like my women hairy down there, it's the difference between a jungle adventure and a walk through the park with a kiddy and a balloon.

[Docfeelgood]

I like my women hairy down there, it's the difference between a jungle adventure and a walk through the park with a kiddy and a balloon.

[Sava]

gross