A curious fact about "Spartacus"

[Docfeelgood]

My second wife did not like my facial hair as it made her face itch after kissing.

[Sava]

THAT PEDO****!

[Docfeelgood]

[Sava]

if she prefers her men groomed, tell her to give me a call
i'll deepthroat her in a 69 and squeeze my balls so it makes a balls mustache on her face

[Dinner]

I watched season 1, decided it was lame, and never bothered with it again.

[Sava]

season 1 was good! then he got cancer and died

cancer

[Bugs ****ing Bunny]

Series 1 was great. Series 2 was OK- but then they killed off all the best characters.

[giblets]

if she prefers her men groomed, tell her to give me a call
i'll deepthroat her in a 69 and squeeze my balls so it makes a balls mustache on her face

You'll "deepthroat" her? Is she a dickgirl?

[Guynemer]

Sava updated his avatar!

Same ladyfriend?

[Sava]

no i miss her
sometimes
but jesus christ she could be such a ***** sometimes
just going through old memory cards
another former
a nice bosnian girl
she left to travel abroad for a semester... or two... i never felt like talking to her much
she didn't like my jokes
not identifiable, so i don't feel bad spamming her
i haven't seen or talked to her since
this was... 2008?
still facebook friends tho!

[Guynemer]

Something seemed different, but I wasn't sure. Nevertheless, well done.

[Sava]

i wish i wasn't such an *******
maybe she'd still be around

[Docfeelgood]

i wish i wasn't such an *******
maybe she'd still be around

Cheer up dude, there are a lot of women out there that would be happy to be with you.
You learn from your mistakes. When I was a young man, I was an ******* to the women. I learned and mellowed out. The women were appreciated to me after I showed them the respect they are due.

[Sava]

thanks
I'm not all that sad about how things ended up. I've never really had a bad breakup. Something tends to get in the way... like school, work, distance, me not calling... The longest I ever stayed with a girl was like 4 months. I'm like Seinfeld. There's always some little thing that I find that annoys the **** out of me. Sometimes, it's major issues... like personal grooming.

The second to last girl I dated wore the same jeans pretty much every day. She also didn't wipe properly or something. The last time we hung out, I was fingering her and sucking on her boobs. At some point, I started to smell a **** smell. I was like, wtf, is this me? Nope. It was her. We were kinda rolling back and forth, making out. I was in my underwear. It was only the second time we hung out. I snuck a sniff of my hand when she wasn't looking. It smelled awful. I was rubbing back and forth. It's not like I stink-palmed her or anything. This was just really awful hygiene. The worst I ever experienced.

I went to the bathroom and scrubbed my hand like mad. I couldn't get rid of the smell. I was getting sick. After I got out, we kissed a little bit more. Oh yeah, she made me download Aladdin. She wanted it playing while we made out. She was also singing along to the songs. Also, she got pissed whenever I made fun of anything. I wasn't ripping on the movie. I like Aladdin. I just tend to make wise cracks.

The evening ended kinda early... like 8:30ish. It just got kinda awkward. I wasn't really into trying to have sex with her. I didn't want to go down on her.

The next day was my grandfather's birthday. He died earlier this year. My family and I went to a restaurant he loved. I drank 2 full liters of beer and had a steak. The ride home, I was texting her... somewhat exaggerating my drunkenness... just having fun... nothing horrible. She just was not into it at all. I was really trying to be nice about the whole "you don't know how to wipe your ass" thing. I never mentioned it at all. But that ride home was a deal-breaker for me. If I can't joke around with random half-drunk texting... it ain't gonna work. And besides... WIPE YOUR ****ING ASS PROPERLY *****

It's kind of a shame. She was cute and had nice suckable boobies. Pale skin. Pink little nipples. I'm not a fan of the giant areolas. I broke up with a GF once simply because her boobs were bad. My previous worst hygiene issue was a girl who had bad breath. Every time I kissed her was awful. It tasted like horrible morning breath. She had a hot little body too... and she played hockey. That should've been a great matchup for me.

Oh... that **** smell stayed with me for 3 days. It was the most horrible body odor issue I ever had with a female.

I had to wash my sheets and two fleece blankets. I think even the cats were like "JESUS CHRIST WTF IS THIS SMELL"

[Docfeelgood]

Daaaaaamn! that's a bad experience.
BTW
sorry about you loss of your GF.


Here this will cheer you up.
I went out with this Indian girls once ( dot not feather ). She only went to have sex and a good time. ( I guess she had not been with a white guy before) Well, anyway we were making out and I slipped my hand down her slip she was wear to cup her breast while we were kissing.......chick had more hair on her chest than me!!!!!!!!!!
I know what your thinking, NO! she was not a man, I had already stuck my hand into her crotch. I faked a stomach ache and sent her home. LOL! she was so pissed at me! never went out with me again.