Other than the fact that, in season 4, it has jumped the shark spectacularly...
In the obligatory full-frontal shot occurring in every episode, every lady has exactly the same styling of pubic hair. And when I say "exactly" I mean "exactly". An equilaterally-perfect triangle of a muff with a top border so precisely straight and level it looks like a spirit level has been involved in its creation.
Now, among the ladies who have been charitable enough to reveal their foo-foo to me there has always been rather more variety than that. I go so curious that I resorted to freeze-framing a shot, and I swear I could see the glue lines.
So, if anyone has any experience with merkins, please could they answer my question? Do you think they just bulk-bought a job lot of identical bushes, or are they (Ew!) just re-using the same one?
In the obligatory full-frontal shot occurring in every episode, every lady has exactly the same styling of pubic hair. And when I say "exactly" I mean "exactly". An equilaterally-perfect triangle of a muff with a top border so precisely straight and level it looks like a spirit level has been involved in its creation.
Now, among the ladies who have been charitable enough to reveal their foo-foo to me there has always been rather more variety than that. I go so curious that I resorted to freeze-framing a shot, and I swear I could see the glue lines.
So, if anyone has any experience with merkins, please could they answer my question? Do you think they just bulk-bought a job lot of identical bushes, or are they (Ew!) just re-using the same one?
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