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    Whats Inside a McDonalds McRib Sandwich? Ewwwwwwwwwwwwww

    Wednesday, March 27, 2013 0:13

    ‘McRib season’, and thousands across the nation are scrambling...McRib locator‘ to stuff the McDonald’s McRib sandwich down their throats. A sand...

    The McRib is the result of intensive marketing by McDonald’s. Utilizing the basics of supply and demand through creating scarcity over the McRib by only unleashing the culinary abomination for a fraction of the year that is only known once it is released, McDonald’s fans have been known to ‘hoard’ McRib sandwiches and eat them in extreme excess. It’s even a topic of the popular documentary Super Size Me, where filmmaker Morgan Spurlock (who gorges himself with McDonald’s for 30 days only to find serious health consequences) encounters ‘McRib hunters’ who actually travel the country eating McRib sandwiches.

    A flour-bleaching agent used in yoga mats

    Out of the 70 ingredients that make up the ‘pork’ sandwich, a little-known flour-bleaching agent known as azodicarbonamide lies among them. At first glance, this strange ingredient sounds concerning enough to look into. After a little research, you will find that even mainstream media outlets have generated content revealing how azodicarbonamide is actually used in the production of foamed plastics. Foamed plastics like yoga mats and more.

    What’s more? In Australia and Europe, the use of azodicarbonamide as a food additive is banned. In Singapore specifically, use of this substance in food can result in a $450,000 fine and 15 years in jail. Thank you McDonald’s for supplying the nation with such healthful ingredients.

    ‘Restructured Meat’ from Pig Heart, Tongue, Stomach

    McDonald’s McRib is famous in some circles for utilizing what’s known as ‘restructured meat’ technology. Since McDonald’s knows you’d never eat a pig heart, tongue, or stomach on your plate, they decided instead to grind up these ingredients and put them into the form of a typical rib. That way, consumers won’t know what they’re putting into their mouths. As the Chicago Mag reported, the innovator of this technology back in 1995 said it best:

    “Most people would be extremely unhappy if they were served heart or tongue on a plate… but flaked into a restructured product it loses its identity.Such products as tripe, heart, and scalded stomachs…”

    So in other words, it’s not actually a rib. Instead, it’s a combination of unwanted animal scraps processed down in major facilities and ‘restructured’ into the form of a rib. Then, 70 additives, chemicals, fillers, and GMO ingredients later, you have a ‘meat’ product that tastes like ribs.
    McDonald's - I'm hating it
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  • #2
    What's wrong with eating organ meat? It's better for you and means we're using more of the cow/pig/whatever. Aren't we taught to be more like the Native Americans in Boy Scouts or whatever?
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    • #3
      And what kind of people would ever have thought that the McRib was a real rib anyway?
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      • #4
        Originally posted by snoopy369 View Post
        What's wrong with eating organ meat? It's better for you and means we're using more of the cow/pig/whatever. Aren't we taught to be more like the Native Americans in Boy Scouts or whatever?
        I'm pretty sure Native Americans didn't use azodicarbonamide.
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        • #5
          That's hardly unique to McDonalds.
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          • #6
            Did I say that it's unique to McDonald's?
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            • #7
              Your article rather was specific to McDonalds...
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              • #8
                This is what happens when you submit an article without many comments, Fun.
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                • #9
                  Originally posted by snoopy369 View Post
                  What's wrong with eating organ meat? It's better for you and means we're using more of the cow/pig/whatever. Aren't we taught to be more like the Native Americans in Boy Scouts or whatever?
                  Yeah let's throw away some perfectly good meat so we'll have to raise even more livestock. MrFun is right, screw the environment

                  Originally posted by MrFun View Post
                  I'm pretty sure Native Americans didn't use azodicarbonamide.
                  That's a big word and I'm not sure how to pronounce it so naturally it scares the **** out of me. I hear the McRib even has dihydrogen monoxide.

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by snoopy369 View Post
                    What's wrong with eating organ meat? It's better for you and means we're using more of the cow/pig/whatever. Aren't we taught to be more like the Native Americans in Boy Scouts or whatever?
                    Organ meat is just gross to me.
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                    • #11
                      I think if it was called the McOrganMeat, I'd eat it
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                      • #12
                        I am shocked that the sandwich that costs me twenty cents per pound is not composed of prime cuts of meat.

                        MrFun, I have a challenge for you: tell us why you are opposed to eating organ meat using a minimum of 50 words, without using any phrases that were copy-pasted from any other source. You have until I finish my plate of liver and onions.

                        Bonus challenge: avoid using words like "ewwww," "yuck," or "barfffff."
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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by MRT144 View Post
                          Organ meat is just gross to me.
                          Mmmmm, hot dogs
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                          • #14
                            Liver is gross.

                            Pig taint is phenomenal!
                            To us, it is the BEAST.

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                            • #15
                              I mean, seriously. The McRib is a hot dog with barbecue sauce on a bun, spiced in an interesting way. Is this really a problem? We've been eating hot dogs since Roman times at least, probably earlier. And you know what? Instead of azodicarbonamide, they probably used lead to make their buns whiter. So I definitely want some of that.
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