Mass Effect

[Tupac Shakur]

This game can seriously eat a bag of dicks. Who the **** thought it would be a good idea to require passing a finicky and boring Simon Says-like minigame to open damn near every chest in an RPG? I'm never going to ****ing finish this game because I quit after 10 minutes of reloading trying to beat that stupid ****ing minigame and don't play again for month because I'm still angry.

AND YES I KNOW I COULD JUST USE OMNIGEL BUT USING ANY ITEMS IN AN RPG IS A SIGN OF WEAKNESS.

[Tupac Shakur]

Also, who should I bang, the racist space cracker or the blue virgin hemaphrodite? I WOULD RATHER BANG THE STRONG SILENT BIOTIC TYPE BUT THE PROP 8 SUPPORTING BIGOTS WHO MADE THIS ****TY GAME WON'T LET ME.

[Wiglaf]

Mass Effect has a special place in the hearts of wannabe intellectual videogame-playing flaming ******s precisely because it allows access to male NPC's anuses. It is vile. Broteam nailed it:

[Tupac Shakur]

My Shepard is going to explode out the closet if I ever make it to ME2, for real. Going to make Wrex earn his name.

edit: WTF? There's no gay people allowed in ME2, either?!?

[regexcellent]

I like Mass Effect, however on the topic of gays I found the gay bus driver in 3 to be kind of annoying.

The sad thing is, aside from new token gay and lesbian characters who served less than token purposes in the plot, there were basically no new characters.

[Hauldren Collider]

The whole gay thing in mass effect 3 would not have been so annoying and creepy if it hadn't been completely obviously thrown in so they could say "OMG LOOK WE LOVE GAYS TOO!" They really went out of their way to go LOOK THIS CHARACTER IS GAY! SEE HOW ACCEPTING WE ARE!

[Tupac Shakur]

The whole gay thing in mass effect 3 would not have been so annoying and creepy if it hadn't been completely obviously thrown in so they could say "OMG LOOK WE LOVE GAYS TOO!" They really went out of their way to go LOOK THIS CHARACTER IS GAY! SEE HOW ACCEPTING WE ARE!

Fixed.

[DaShi]

This game can seriously eat a bag of dicks. Who the **** thought it would be a good idea to require passing a finicky and boring Simon Says-like minigame to open damn near every chest in an RPG? I'm never going to ****ing finish this game because I quit after 10 minutes of reloading trying to beat that stupid ****ing minigame and don't play again for month because I'm still angry.

AND YES I KNOW I COULD JUST USE OMNIGEL BUT USING ANY ITEMS IN AN RPG IS A SIGN OF WEAKNESS.

Be sure to drive around every ****ing planet looking for ore and fighting in the same goddamn rooms all the time.

As for omnigels, you'll have more than you ever need when you have to keep salvaging your inventory for them to make space.

[Tupac Shakur]

As for omnigels, you'll have more than you ever need when you have to keep salvaging your inventory for them to make space.

I DON'T WANT TO TURN MY MASSIVE STOCKPILE OF WORTHLESS ITEMS INTO OMNIGEL BECAUSE I WANT TO SELL IT ALL TO MAKE MONEY THAT I WILL NEVER SPEND ON ANYTHING.

[regexcellent]

when you get a ****load of money you unlock the spectre gear which is super OP weapons

[Tupac Shakur]

I'm never going to get that far because I keep failing the ****ing moronic bypass minigame EVEN WHEN I'M HITTING THE RIGHT ****ING BUTTON.

[DinoDoc]

I'm never going to get that far because I keep failing the ****ing moronic bypass minigame EVEN WHEN I'M HITTING THE RIGHT ****ING BUTTON.

You could just use omnigel.

[Wiglaf]

I have no idea how these games are popular. They throw you into a shoebox with a pretty skybox and tell you to shoot and suck men off.

[DaShi]

I'm never going to get that far because I keep failing the ****ing moronic bypass minigame EVEN WHEN I'M HITTING THE RIGHT ****ING BUTTON.

Just imagine that you are a sperm fertilizing an egg. That will at least make it amusing one time.

[Hauldren Collider]

DaShi, you're thinking of the PC version of the bypass game. The one on consoles is Simon.