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  • #61
    AKA- glans, helmet...
    The genesis of the "evil Finn" concept- Evil, evil Finland

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    • #62
      say it again and don't use slang.
      Today, you are the waves of the Pacific, pushing ever eastward. You are the sequoias rising from the Sierra Nevada, defiant and enduring.

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      • #63
        Are you still confused even after a patient explanation using words of no more than two syllables?

        OK, here we go. You may have noticed, attached to your torso where your thighs meet, a strange sausage-like organ that you wee through. Sometimes you may get special tingly sensations in it. We call this a "penis". Don't worry what it's there for- these things need never trouble you. Anyway, the strange helmety thing on the end furthest from your tummy is the "bell end". Simple!
        The genesis of the "evil Finn" concept- Evil, evil Finland

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        • #64
          No one ****ing calls them "bell end", "glans" or "helmet".
          Today, you are the waves of the Pacific, pushing ever eastward. You are the sequoias rising from the Sierra Nevada, defiant and enduring.

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          • #65
            Today, you are the waves of the Pacific, pushing ever eastward. You are the sequoias rising from the Sierra Nevada, defiant and enduring.

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            • #66
              Uh....I think you'll find that "glans" is actually the correct anatomical term. Are you new to penis ownership?
              The genesis of the "evil Finn" concept- Evil, evil Finland

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              • #67
                Originally posted by Lonestar View Post
                No one ****ing calls them "bell end", "glans" or "helmet".

                Yes they do you helmet.
                Jon Miller: MikeH speaks the truth
                Jon Miller: MikeH is a shockingly revolting dolt and a masturbatory urine-reeking sideshow freak whose word is as valuable as an aging cow paddy.
                We've got both kinds

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                • #68
                  Originally posted by Bugs ****ing Bunny View Post
                  Uh....I think you'll find that "glans" is actually the correct anatomical term. Are you new to penis ownership?
                  "testicles" and "penis" are the most common "correct anatomical term" used in the States. Or "Genatilia" if you want to be more neutral.

                  No one calls it "glans" in anything like everyday use.

                  "Glans" implies you are misspelling "glands" which are many different things in your body.
                  Today, you are the waves of the Pacific, pushing ever eastward. You are the sequoias rising from the Sierra Nevada, defiant and enduring.

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                  • #69
                    The glans is the correct medical name for the end bit of the penis.

                    Jon Miller: MikeH speaks the truth
                    Jon Miller: MikeH is a shockingly revolting dolt and a masturbatory urine-reeking sideshow freak whose word is as valuable as an aging cow paddy.
                    We've got both kinds

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                    • #70
                      I genuinely had no idea that people could be startled to learn that different parts of the penis have their own individual names.
                      The genesis of the "evil Finn" concept- Evil, evil Finland

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                      • #71
                        Imagine if we taught him japseye* or banjo string?


                        * I don't think I've used this term in 20 years but now I see it written down it occurs to me it might be a tiny bit racist.
                        Jon Miller: MikeH speaks the truth
                        Jon Miller: MikeH is a shockingly revolting dolt and a masturbatory urine-reeking sideshow freak whose word is as valuable as an aging cow paddy.
                        We've got both kinds

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                        • #72
                          Originally posted by Bugs ****ing Bunny View Post
                          I genuinely had no idea that people could be startled to learn that different parts of the penis have their own individual names.
                          I call mine 'sparky'.
                          There's nothing wrong with the dream, my friend, the problem lies with the dreamer.

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                          • #73
                            Originally posted by Lonestar View Post
                            No one ****ing calls them "bell end", "glans" or "helmet".
                            This.
                            “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
                            - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

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                            • #74
                              Hey, let's all make retarded generalisations to show our limited worldview.

                              No-one f***ing calls the bit by the side of the road that pedestrians walk on a sidewalk.
                              Jon Miller: MikeH speaks the truth
                              Jon Miller: MikeH is a shockingly revolting dolt and a masturbatory urine-reeking sideshow freak whose word is as valuable as an aging cow paddy.
                              We've got both kinds

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                              • #75
                                Bell ends.
                                Jon Miller: MikeH speaks the truth
                                Jon Miller: MikeH is a shockingly revolting dolt and a masturbatory urine-reeking sideshow freak whose word is as valuable as an aging cow paddy.
                                We've got both kinds

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