Apolyton Coffee Shop -2013

[Hauldren Collider]

Obvious rejoinder is obvious.

[Lonestar]

Hey, let's all make retarded generalisations to show our limited worldview.

No-one f***ing calls the bit by the side of the road that pedestrians walk on a sidewalk.

Perhaps, but I wouldn't go straight to "hurr, you must not own legs then" if someone in another country was unfamiliar with the term.

[Uncle Sparky]

Fair enough. I have a dragon down there.

Green & scaly?

[regexcellent]

Green & scaly?

I'm thinking I should see a doctor about it.

[Bugs ****ing Bunny]

Perhaps, but I wouldn't go straight to "hurr, you must not own legs then" if someone in another country was unfamiliar with the term.

A better comparison would be saying "NOBODY calls them "ankles"! It's just "legs"!".

[Lonestar]

A better comparison would be saying "NOBODY calls them "ankles"! It's just "legs"!".

No, it wouldn't, because ankles are generally considered specific to a part of the leg.

It's you using terminology common in the Queens English and then getting pissy when the colonials don't.

[Bugs ****ing Bunny]

You might want to rewind that.

1- I'm talking to Slow and use the expression "Bell end".

2- You query it.

3- I give you another common euphemism for it and the medical definition for it.

4- You insist that I stop.

5- Rather than just replying "Bugger off, fascist" I make funnies.

Now that you've been told what the strange lump on the end of Lonestar Jr is, do you want to stop being a delicate little flower about it? I'll use whatever language I choose, and I'll happily explain it- but the second you try getting me to stop then you're painting a big bullseye all over yourself. You use whatever language you choose, and I'll use whatever language I choose, and the world will not topple off its axis. OK?

[Bugs ****ing Bunny]

You might want to rewind that.

1- I'm talking to Slow and use the expression "Bell end".

2- You query it.

3- I give you another common euphemism for it and the medical definition for it.

4- You insist that I stop.

5- Rather than just replying "Bugger off, fascist" I make funnies.

Now that you've been told what the strange lump on the end of Lonestar Jr is, do you want to stop being a delicate little flower about it? I'll use whatever language I choose, and I'll happily explain it- but the second you try getting me to stop then you're painting a big bullseye all over yourself. You use whatever language you choose, and I'll use whatever language I choose, and the world will not topple off its axis. OK?

[Alexander's Horse]

jon miller

[MikeH]

The glans is generally considered to be a specific part of the penis. And several Americans have backed that up in this thread.

So... yeah. Not sure what your point is.

[Alexander's Horse]

"point" get it, get it?

[Lonestar]

You might want to rewind that.

1- I'm talking to Slow and use the expression "Bell end".

2- You query it.

3- I give you another common euphemism for it and the medical definition for it.

4- You insist that I stop.

I insisted you "not use slang". You certainly didn't use a common euphenism in the States, and the next American I read/hear call it "glans" will be the first.

Then you got miffed that not everyone uses the Queens English Master Race language.

[Alexander's Horse]

okay someone opens a nice coffee shop thread and suddenly people are talking about penises again

[Alexander's Horse]

Specific parts of penises, actually.

It's getting forensic now

[Bugs ****ing Bunny]

I insisted you "not use slang".

Well, good luck with that. Feel free to use whatever slang you like, in return. I'm sure I'll understand the general gist even if I don't get the specifics.