Talk about your pet(s).

[MichaeltheGreat]

i have a snake specializing in your mom

In your case, that would be a worm. Short, thin, and perpetually flaccid.

[MichaeltheGreat]

Meet my rats, Boris and Edgar.

I tease a friend of mine about having the "food chain" - she's got three girls, and between them, they've got two dogs, a cat, two rats, two frogs ad some fish. They're all pretty cool. The cat's too busy ruling the dogs to pay attention to the rats.

[Alexander's Horse]

those are the most healthy rats I have seen

[MichaeltheGreat]

This is Knerten, my family's 11 year old dog(picture is 2-3 years old thought):

Awwww, He looks like a little troublemaked.

[molly bloom]

YOU ARE A WORTHLESS HORIBLE PERSON
GO DIE IN A FIRE

I think you may have been a Girl Scout in a previous life.

[b etor]

My nieces and the cats still don't know what to think of each other

Gosh, this is adorable.

[MichaeltheGreat]

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwww....

[loinburger]

Evie is awesome. I like to muss up her hair, and she'll often respond with "Uncle don't take my curlies!" The other day a lifeguard at the YMCA mussed her hair, and she said "You can't take my curlies because Uncle already did!"

Here she is singing happy birthday to my sister-in-law