What should I do with this woman (Alby thread)

[Sava]

ask her why you are still a virgin

[Dinner]

Now that Alby is away we have no "what do I do threads". I have taken it upon myself to start such a thread. Please give useless advice so that I may ignore it.

A naked woman has just crawled into my bed with lubricant and condoms. What should I do?

Read her a bed time story and then go sleep on the couch.

[regexcellent]

Tell her you're not ready for sex yet, and then change the subject to how you're going to be a marine one day and be surrounded by loads of other dudes in a highly homoerotic environment, working out and basking in the mutual admiration of each other's male bodies.

[Sava]

also lick her butthole

[Dr Strangelove]

Post pics first, then we give you advice.

[Egbert]

I'm glad I started this thread. So much excellent advice.

I now know exactly what I would do if I was Alby with a naked woman in my bed.

Thank you, gentlemen of Apolyton.

[Janurmas]

Oww man... If I stand on your shoe, I will not ask anyone like what you just asked here. I will... oh... it is would be a very funny time for me.

[MrFun]

[giblets]

This message is hidden because MrFun is on your ignore list.
View Post

Remove user from ignore list