What should I do with this woman (Alby thread)

[Egbert]

Now that Alby is away we have no "what do I do threads". I have taken it upon myself to start such a thread. Please give useless advice so that I may ignore it.

A naked woman has just crawled into my bed with lubricant and condoms. What should I do?

[Egbert]

BTW Feel free to thank me for this useful thread. (I want to get my count up).

[Aeson]

Thank you for this useful thread.

[Egbert]

Aeson, click on the little "Thanks" button.

Thanks in anticipation.

[onodera]

Tell her she's frigid since she needs lubricant and paranoid since she has brought condoms, then kick her out, since this is not how a relationship should start.

[Dis]

Take the lubricant, and kick her and the condoms out of bed. You can't get an STD if you don't mess around with other people.

[molly bloom]

A naked woman has just crawled into my bed with lubricant and condoms. What should I do?

Tell her to put the marrow down and run for your life.

[OneFootInTheGrave]

Tell her that you would like to help, but since you turned gay due to posting on some weirdly named, obsure internet site, there is nothing you can do about it anymore

However if she would like to play hotseat instead.

[Imran Siddiqui]

You need to make a few dumb woman jokes. They love that stuff!

[regexcellent]

Drink the lube and stick the condom up your ass, then cuddle until she gets bored and goes home.

[PLATO]

Take her Social Security Check, give her some geritol, go find someone under 70 that doesn't need a lubricant.

[loinburger]

Run for the hills - this FEMALE is going to claim rape in the morning when she decides that you're ugly

[Hauldren Collider]

Buy her a car, but don't have sex with her. Later, when she breaks up with you, demand payment for the car.

[Kidlicious]

Now that Alby is away we have no "what do I do threads". I have taken it upon myself to start such a thread. Please give useless advice so that I may ignore it.

A naked woman has just crawled into my bed with lubricant and condoms. What should I do?

Talk about any opposing political view that you have and how much she likes you.

[DaShi]

Bring up politics.