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What should I do with this woman (Alby thread) -
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Now that Alby is away we have no "what do I do threads". I have taken it upon myself to start such a thread. Please give useless advice so that I may ignore it.
A naked woman has just crawled into my bed with lubricant and condoms. What should I do?
Tell her she's frigid since she needs lubricant and paranoid since she has brought condoms, then kick her out, since this is not how a relationship should start.
Graffiti in a public toilet
Do not require skill or wit
Among the **** we all are poets
Among the poets we are ****.
Tell her that you would like to help, but since you turned gay due to posting on some weirdly named, obsure internet site, there is nothing you can do about it anymore
However if she would like to play hotseat instead.
Socrates: "Good is That at which all things aim, If one knows what the good is, one will always do what is good." Brian: "Romanes eunt domus"
GW 2013: "and juistin bieber is gay with me and we have 10 kids we live in u.s.a in the white house with obama"
You need to make a few dumb woman jokes. They love that stuff!
“I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
- John 13:34-35 (NRSV)
Take her Social Security Check, give her some geritol, go find someone under 70 that doesn't need a lubricant.
"I am sick and tired of people who say that if you debate and you disagree with this administration somehow you're not patriotic. We should stand up and say we are Americans and we have a right to debate and disagree with any administration." - Hillary Clinton, 2003
Now that Alby is away we have no "what do I do threads". I have taken it upon myself to start such a thread. Please give useless advice so that I may ignore it.
A naked woman has just crawled into my bed with lubricant and condoms. What should I do?
Talk about any opposing political view that you have and how much she likes you.
I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
- Justice Brett Kavanaugh
“As a lifelong member of the Columbia Business School community, I adhere to the principles of truth, integrity, and respect. I will not lie, cheat, steal, or tolerate those who do.”
"Capitalism ho!"
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