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  • #31
    Originally posted by Ben Kenobi View Post
    Ooh, a reply from Da Shi. Probably some kind of aspersion on my intelligence. Was I right?
    Pretty easy to guess when you read the post I wrote.
    “As a lifelong member of the Columbia Business School community, I adhere to the principles of truth, integrity, and respect. I will not lie, cheat, steal, or tolerate those who do.”
    "Capitalism ho!"

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    • #32
      [QUOTE=Ben Kenobi;6198480] Probably some kind of aspersion on my intelligence. Was I right?[ /QUOTE]

      No. A rather generous over-estimate.



      I ceased caring about the Hollywood love-in a long time ago. I watched a clip of Seth whoever and found it difficult, but not impossible, to believe he's meant to appear in a t.v. comedy.
      Vive la liberte. Noor Inayat Khan, Dachau.

      ...patriotism is not enough. I must have no hatred or bitterness towards anyone. Edith Cavell, 1915

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      • #33
        Family Guy is probably the most overrated and unfunny cartoon ever.
        To us, it is the BEAST.

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        • #34
          Since it's return, true.

          JM
          Jon Miller-
          I AM.CANADIAN
          GENERATION 35: The first time you see this, copy it into your sig on any forum and add 1 to the generation. Social experiment.

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          • #35
            Since it's return, true.

            JM
            Jon Miller-
            I AM.CANADIAN
            GENERATION 35: The first time you see this, copy it into your sig on any forum and add 1 to the generation. Social experiment.

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            • #36
              Let Louis CK host next year.
              And indeed there will be time To wonder, "Do I dare?" and, "Do I dare?". t s eliot

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              • #37
                Has any Oscar host ever been funny? The jokes written by committee aspect of it just ruins everything. Just get a robot voice to handle introductions.

                EDIT: The robot voice should boom over the loudspeaker, and be as scary as possible while telling formulaic jokes and introducing people.
                John Brown did nothing wrong.

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                • #38
                  I'd watch that
                  If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
                  ){ :|:& };:

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                  • #39
                    Page not found - The Onion
                    http://www.theonion.com/articles/240-killed-in-stampede-after-bucketful-of-oscars-j,31429/


                    Also, apparently the Onion does have a "too far" line:
                    Page not found - The Onion
                    http://www.theonion.com/articles/the-onion-apologizes,31434/
                    If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
                    ){ :|:& };:

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                    • #40
                      "I am Funnybot. AWKWARDD!!"
                      There's nothing wrong with the dream, my friend, the problem lies with the dreamer.

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                      • #41
                        Seth McFarlane is Bizarro Donny Osmond.

                        ACK!
                        Don't try to confuse the issue with half-truths and gorilla dust!

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                        • #42
                          Originally posted by Uncle Sparky View Post
                          I thought it was brilliantly absurd, with the military 'guests' in frame trying to look casual but engaged. I don't think they were going for absurdism, though.
                          Actually, they we're guests at a National Governors Association Dinner that was happening that night.

                          ACK!
                          Don't try to confuse the issue with half-truths and gorilla dust!

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                          • #43
                            Originally posted by Tuberski View Post
                            Actually, they we're guests at a National Governors Association Dinner that was happening that night.
                            The things people put up with for free food.
                            I make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
                            For those who aspire to live in a high cost, high tax, big government place, our nation and the world offers plenty of options. Vermont, Canada and Venezuela all offer you the opportunity to live in the socialist, big government paradise you long for. –Senator Rubio

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                            • #44
                              Where's my free food, DinoDoc?!?!?!?!?!

                              ACK!
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                              • #45
                                Also, how in hell did they forget Andy Griffith in their "In Memoriam" segment.

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                                Don't try to confuse the issue with half-truths and gorilla dust!

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