Of stupid laws, religious intolerance, and police I'd like to have sex with

[Hauldren Collider]

So that's where our original model "If it's Mattel, it's swell" M-16s went. They need to work on the uniform tailoring, too.

Not anymore. The service rifle in the israeli military is this awesome looking thing:


Too bad they blurred her face. But the IDF facebook page has a lot of pictures of army ladies:

[molly bloom]

... it was plainly obvious they had no ailment beyond laziness.

A shared trait.

[Hauldren Collider]

You know, it's funny molly. People have accused me of many things, but no one that actually knows me would dream of accusing me of laziness. I work extremely hard in school (which happens to be a top-ranked university) and at my various jobs, I get good grades, and I've never failed to find employment. And my bosses have all loved me and told me I am a diligent, hard worker who does a good job.

[molly bloom]

Well, this went weird.

It's about a religious sect who have golden letters and angels called Moroni. And oddly enough isn't a low rent suburban Italian gang....

[molly bloom]

You know, it's funny molly. People have accused me of many things,

I wouldn't have thought that funny, more of an everyday occurrence, surely ?

but no one that actually knows me would dream of accusing me of laziness.

Fortune telling, mindreading, dream predictor- you're Mr. New Age.

I work extremely hard in school - which happens to be a top-ranked university

Wow. Couldn't have guessed you'd have mentioned that.

I get good grades, wear sensible shoes...

I left you at your solo w@nkfest here.....

[Hauldren Collider]

You are a ****ing moron.

[Hauldren Collider]

Protip: For insults to work, they have to have at least some basis in reality.

[molly bloom]

Protip:

Now that is funny.

[Imran Siddiqui]

Can one really be a "hard worker" if they post so much on this site?

Heck, HC has over 4,000 posts a year since he joined.

[Hauldren Collider]

Can one really be a "hard worker" if they post so much on this site?

Heck, HC has over 4,000 posts a year since he joined.

Says the person with 35,000 posts in...holy ****, this site started in 1969!

[Imran Siddiqui]

When did I ever beat my chest and claim hard workerness?

Besides, I post at much lower clip per year (I've been here for 14 years).

[PLATO]

Mormonism: To be white is to be pure and good and to have black skin is to be demonic and evil. Like virtually all 19th century American constructions to be Mormon is to be racist. That's a ****ing fact. Even if cultists don't like it being said.

Tell it to Eldridge Cleaver (or rather his ghost if you will)

[regexcellent]

Too bad they blurred her face. But the IDF facebook page has a lot of pictures of army ladies:

I joined the wrong army.

[regexcellent]

Most of them, in my limited experience, looked like a bulldog had humped a sow. Maybe that's a reflection of the limited pool of female soldiers within sight of an Airborne or Ranger unit, but the Army doesn't seem like much of a career magnet for women who aren't grossly unattractive.

There used to be one that posted here, forget her handle, but she was of the liberterarium mindset and got offended that the Army seemed to have standards and expectations, so she decided to pork out to get an early discharge because she couldn't handle linguist's school at DLI in Monterey, CA.

Somehow I knew she was intel before seeing DLI.

I've heard there are a lot of women in the AG corps but they're probably the same, uh, fine specimens of humanity you get in the bars in Fayetteville.

[Dauphin]

A shared trait.

A troll or a grudge, I can't decide....