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Overheard on Albie Speer's Marine Officer Selection Course

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  • #16
    " You do what in the shower?!"

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    • #17
      "he is CUPPING HIS WHAT?
      Any views I may express here are personal and certainly do not in any way reflect the views of my employer. Tis the rising of the moon..

      Look, I just don't anymore, okay?

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      • #18
        "he drowned in the shower ?"
        "Ceterum censeo Ben esse expellendum."

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        • #19
          "candidate Speer is posting strange girl trouble messages on the company noticeboard Sir"
          Any views I may express here are personal and certainly do not in any way reflect the views of my employer. Tis the rising of the moon..

          Look, I just don't anymore, okay?

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          • #20
            Drill Sergeant: God damn it, Speer! You're a god damn genius! This is the most outstanding answer I have ever heard. You must have a goddamn I.Q. of 160. You are goddamn gifted, Private Speer
            One day Canada will rule the world, and then we'll all be sorry.

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            • #21
              "There have been complaints that you've been both playing with and drinking your own urine in the communal showers."
              Try http://wordforge.net/index.php for discussion and debate.

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              • #22
                "when I say one, your are expected to move your RIGTH foot forward, not the left" ... "when I say two you are expected to move your other foot forward, NOT the same you used on one" - "please, someone, hold my gun before I do something I'll regret".
                With or without religion, you would have good people doing good things and evil people doing evil things. But for good people to do evil things, that takes religion.

                Steven Weinberg

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                • #23
                  I dont think you know the definition of Alpha.
                  "I hope I get to punch you in the face one day" - MRT144, Imran Siddiqui
                  'I'm fairly certain that a ban on me punching you in the face is not a "right" worth respecting." - loinburger

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                  • #24
                    "How the hell can someone almost be 30 but still be a virgin?"
                    Try http://wordforge.net/index.php for discussion and debate.

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                    • #25
                      You realize, of course, that if by some miracle Al actually makes it through this time, he'll be totally insufferable. At least until he gets discharged for something akin to insubordination.
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                      • #26
                        yes, my God Elok you are right - any way we can contact the base?
                        Any views I may express here are personal and certainly do not in any way reflect the views of my employer. Tis the rising of the moon..

                        Look, I just don't anymore, okay?

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                        • #27
                          At least to notify them of his pro-Nazi leanings.
                          I make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
                          For those who aspire to live in a high cost, high tax, big government place, our nation and the world offers plenty of options. Vermont, Canada and Venezuela all offer you the opportunity to live in the socialist, big government paradise you long for. –Senator Rubio

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                          • #28
                            no they are probably are okay with that...I never met an army yet that really cared about people's politics - soldiers don't have any

                            but the Marine Corps might sort out his girl troubles - this is my rifle, this is my gun, this is for fighting, this is for fun...
                            Any views I may express here are personal and certainly do not in any way reflect the views of my employer. Tis the rising of the moon..

                            Look, I just don't anymore, okay?

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                            • #29
                              Originally posted by DinoDoc View Post
                              At least to notify them of his pro-Nazi leanings.
                              They wouldn't let him fail if they knew.
                              You just wasted six ... no, seven ... seconds of your life reading this sentence.

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                              • #30
                                Originally posted by Elok View Post
                                You realize, of course, that if by some miracle Al actually makes it through this time, he'll be totally insufferable. At least until he gets discharged for something akin to insubordination.
                                He wouldn't get discharged for insubordination. He's so thoroughly indoctrinated into the USMC's motardedness that he'll believe his superiors **** gold.

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