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Overheard on Albie Speer's Marine Officer Selection Course
Post your imagined instructor comments on Albie's performance here.
I'll start:
"What? He is from where?"
I'll start:
"What? He is from where?"
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Any views I may express here are personal and certainly do not in any way reflect the views of my employer. Tis the rising of the moon..
Look, I just don't anymore, okay? -
"What do you mean you don't know how to drive, Marine?" -
"You haven't ****ed yet? Well you won't have ****ed a women, but I can promise you'll be ****ed by the end of this course, marine!"You just wasted six ... no, seven ... seconds of your life reading this sentence.Comment
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****ed by the green weenie, yes.Comment
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"Your family is from Lebanon? Don't worry, raghead, we treat brown people with the same amount of respect as everyone else!"If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
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"Why did that guy start crying and curl into a fetal ball when a dog barked at him?"Try http://wordforge.net/index.php for discussion and debate.Comment
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"Well thank the ****ing lord on high they repealed DADT for this one."I wasn't born with enough middle fingers.
[Brandon Roderick? You mean Brock's Toadie?][Hanged from Yggdrasil]Comment
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YOU ARE NOT A PIMPLE ON THE ASS OF A REAL UNITED STATES MARINE YOU $%^%&&^&^%&)$%)#$%* #*@@@<>$$#&*&*&*&*^ ^&%^&%^&$%^%$^%$^^&^%*%^_#+#$$#%_)#%(*)^*%#)^&&**(($##%$##%6)_$^$)^$(^^*)%$%$^%^%^%^%^$)%)%###@$# $$%_%^_^&^)^$)$^*^*$%^*$%^$^$%^$%^)$%^)%$^*%$^)*#^*$)^*^$^$ )^%$^)%^%^!
When all else fails, blame brown people. | Hire a teen, while they still know it all. | Trump-Palin 2016. "You're fired." "I quit."Comment
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What is your major malfunction, numbnuts? Didn't Mommy and Daddy show you enough attention when you were a child?
ACK!
Don't try to confuse the issue with half-truths and gorilla dust!Comment
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BULL****! I BET YOU COULD SUCK A GOLF BALL DOWN A GARDEN HOSE!If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
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"You would not believe the crazy **** I just saw in that shower, sir."Comment
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I wish I hadn't used my thanks for the day, Elok 
If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
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"He says he's not gay but he's always the first one into the shower and the last one to leave and the weird part is he just stands there staring at everyone else the whole time."Try http://wordforge.net/index.php for discussion and debate.Comment
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I got it for you.Originally posted by Hauldren Collider View Post I wish I hadn't used my thanks for the day, Elok Try http://wordforge.net/index.php for discussion and debate.Comment
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"Boy, you sure do got a purdy mouth."I wasn't born with enough middle fingers.
[Brandon Roderick? You mean Brock's Toadie?][Hanged from Yggdrasil]Comment
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