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  • Weird things you do in the shower

    Well?

    Shower sitting down
    "Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
    "I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

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    Training for being a senior citizen?
    Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
    "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
    He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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    • #3
      Try to make the shower water and my pee cross streams
      "Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
      "I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

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      • #4
        Originally posted by Al B. Sure! View Post
        Well?

        Shower sitting down
        um, okay
        A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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        • #5
          Yesterday when i was in the shower, i cupped my hands, and peed into them. I sat there holding 8 ounces of my own pee. I looked at it, felt its warmth, and then unclasped my hands as i watch the golden liquid flow down the drain. And i thought what if....what if i would have drank that pee?
          "Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
          "I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

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          • #6
            Didn't ghostbusters teach you anything? You never cross streams.
            Try http://wordforge.net/index.php for discussion and debate.

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Dinner View Post
              Didn't ghostbusters teach you anything? You never cross streams.
              It's water and piss, not protons.



              Cover the drainhole with my feet to make the shower flood.

              Cover my ears and put my head under the water.
              "Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
              "I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Al B. Sure! View Post
                Yesterday when i was in the shower, i cupped my hands, and peed into them. I sat there holding 8 ounces of my own pee. I looked at it, felt its warmth, and then unclasped my hands as i watch the golden liquid flow down the drain. And i thought what if....what if i would have drank that pee?
                Did you really do this or are you copying and pasting something from somewhere else?

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                • #9
                  I'm hoping he cut and pasted it.
                  Try http://wordforge.net/index.php for discussion and debate.

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                  • #10
                    So I'm the only one brave enough to admit anything?

                    Collect water against my stomach and hands/arms then let it drop like a deluge.
                    "Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
                    "I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

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                    • #11
                      Also, is this a good icebreaker to use on women?
                      "Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
                      "I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

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                      • #12
                        When you try out for the Marine Corp again be sure to tell everyone about your obsession with playing with & handling your own piss. Officer material, I tell you.
                        Try http://wordforge.net/index.php for discussion and debate.

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                        • #13
                          It appears someone has cracked Al's account and is now having fun with it. We did have unauthorized access on the server earlier this week.
                          Last edited by Dinner; January 28, 2013, 00:47.
                          Try http://wordforge.net/index.php for discussion and debate.

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Dinner View Post
                            It appears someone has cracked Al's account and is now having fun with it. We did have unauthorized access on the server last earlier this week.
                            Wut?
                            "Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
                            "I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Al B. Sure! View Post
                              So I'm the only one brave enough to admit anything?

                              Collect water against my stomach and hands/arms then let it drop like a deluge.
                              More likely other people just don't contemplate drinking their own pee while they're in the shower.

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