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I guess that's not considered weird.
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I guess that's not considered weird.
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I was just about to post "jack it" until I saw your post.Originally posted by regexcellent View Post"My nation is the world, and my religion is to do good." --Thomas Paine
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Only kids who live at home or in dorms masturbate in the shower."The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "Comment
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Makes perfect sense to me. Zero cleanup.Originally posted by Asher View Post
Sounds like you're living life wrong."Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
"I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben KenobiComment
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I live alone. Jack off wherever, whenever. Pants optional at all hours. Get on my level.Originally posted by Asher View Post
e: (in case this isn't clear, I don't actually spend all day jacking off in my apartment, or without pants on for that matter)Last edited by regexcellent; January 28, 2013, 00:41.Comment
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Why does this thread exist? This is almost as bad as the infamous poop poll.
For posterity: http://apolyton.net/showthread.php/192145-Closed-ThreadIf there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
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If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
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I kill snakes and choke chickens in the shower. (Neither of those are euphemisms
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I also wear clothes and dump water over my head with a bucket.Comment
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Who knows? Maybe it is loinburger who is currently using Al's account. It's clearly not Al as even he is not this stupid.Originally posted by Hauldren Collider View PostTry http://wordforge.net/index.php for discussion and debate.Comment
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This should be your one and only icebreaker you use with women. It will assure that you never, ever, pollute the gene pool.Originally posted by Al B. Sure! View Post
When all else fails, blame brown people. | Hire a teen, while they still know it all. | Trump-Palin 2016. "You're fired." "I quit."Comment
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They'd all run the other way and die in a stampede to get out the exit.When all else fails, blame brown people. | Hire a teen, while they still know it all. | Trump-Palin 2016. "You're fired." "I quit."Comment
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Some people enjoy sex, even if it involves cleanup.Originally posted by Al B. Sure! View Post"The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "Comment
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A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.Comment
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hey Speer, bring this topic up in your local barAny views I may express here are personal and certainly do not in any way reflect the views of my employer. Tis the rising of the moon..
Look, I just don't anymore, okay?Comment
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