I'm Considering a Religious Change To Mormonism

[Berzerker]

Mormons take the silliness of Christianity to another level. Believing a virgin birth and resurrection two thousand years ago is one thing. You can't really prove or disprove that. But Mormons on the other hand believe things like Native Americans being a lost tribe of Israel that just flat out contradict what people actually know.

so silly...but sure, we know virgin births and resurrections happen all the time, but lost tribes of Israel?

[Guynemer]

FWIW, I've known several extraordinarily hot Mormon women.

"Known" in multiple sense of the word. They're not always as prim and proper as they'd have you believe.

I say, go for it, Tex.

[Tuberski]

Is there anyone here that has any input on transitioning to the Mormon faith?

What do you want to know?

ACK!

[Tupac Shakur]

Sloww isn't a good enough human being to be a Mormon. Don't sully the good thing they have going.

[SlowwHand]

I want to know if there are are courses of preparation or anything that I should check out. I get the impression that the Mormon faith is fairly strict and I don't want to get in trouble right off the bat. They don't have a problem with Fantasy Sports participation, do they? I haven't seen such.

[SlowwHand]

Of all the things that you found attractive about the Mormon faith, what would you rate as the number 1?

Here's the choir singing. Always good.

[Alexander's Horse]

Trying to imagine Sloww doing his missionary work...

[Hauldren Collider]

Sloww isn't a good enough human being to be a Mormon. Don't sully the good thing they have going.

QFT

[SlowwHand]

Go to Hell.

[Aeson]

Go to Hell.

This response of your's is going to be a problem because Mormons don't believe in Hell. Try, "Go to Purgatory. :sortamad:" or "Go to Outer Darkness. " or "Go to U of U! :purehatred:"

[Tuberski]

Of all the things that you found attractive about the Mormon faith, what would you rate as the number 1?

Here's the choir singing. Always good.

The feeling of belonging. However, I grew up in Utah, so if you didn't go to church, you were looked at differently by a lot of people.

ACK!

[MrFun]

Many Mormons who are straight and white hate blacks and gay people. I can see why you've become interested, Slowwy.

[Tuberski]

Many Mormons who are straight and white hate blacks and gay people. I can see why you've become interested, Slowwy.

There are blacks that hate Mormons and gays. There are gays that hate blacks and Mormons.

Nobody, but nobody can hate a gay black Mormon.

ACK!

[SlowwHand]

That's the ultimate minority. Since I'm coming to them, they'll probably love me long time, won't they?

[Hauldren Collider]

Go to Hell.

When you're Mormon you're going to have to say H E Double Hockey Sticks.