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I'm Considering a Religious Change To Mormonism
Is there anyone here that has any input on transitioning to the Mormon faith?
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Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
"Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead -
Mormons tend to be pro-gun, which I like, but anti-dope, which I don't like.John Brown did nothing wrong. -
There's no caffeine in pot, so that's not a problem.Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
"Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ BraindeadComment
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Mormons take the silliness of Christianity to another level. Believing a virgin birth and resurrection two thousand years ago is one thing. You can't really prove or disprove that. But Mormons on the other hand believe things like Native Americans being a lost tribe of Israel that just flat out contradict what people actually know.Comment
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Just come out and admit you want 3 teenage wives. I don't think they are given out during orientation though.Once you start down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny, consume you it will, as it did Obi Wan's apprentice.Comment
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You'll have to work your ass off to get to heaven.Originally posted by SlowwHand View PostI drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
- Justice Brett KavanaughComment
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Is there such a thing as a non-religious change to Mormonism?Comment
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Yes. Simply adopt their customs without believing in anything they do."You say that it is your custom to burn widows. Very well. We also have a custom: when men burn a woman alive, we tie a rope around their necks and we hang them. Build your funeral pyre; beside it, my carpenters will build a gallows. You may follow your custom. And then we will follow ours."--General Sir Charles James NapierComment
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So this is what happens after a visit from Kenobi...Apolyton's Grim Reaper 2008, 2010 & 2011
RIP lest we forget... SG (2) and LaFayette -- Civ2 Succession Games Brothers-in-ArmsComment
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Originally posted by -Jrabbit View Post
"Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
"I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben KenobiComment
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But, Ben isn't Mormon. He has never been Mormon, as far as I know.Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
"Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ BraindeadComment
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It doesn't matter, simply visiting with him is enough to mess with your head.
For what it's worth, when I was in my early 20's I was impressed by Mormon propoganda and briefly considered the Mormom faith. Religion has never had a part in my life, but I liked the commercials and was a lost 20-something year old. I even found the closest church to where I was living at the time...never made it there however, as I found out I had to give 10% of my earnings to the church and wasn't willing to consider that. It's probably the closest I have ever come to any organized religion though."Clearly I'm missing the thread some of where the NFL actually is." - Ben Kenobi on his NFL knowledgeComment
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Find some missionaries (this shouldn't be too hard). Invite them into your home. They will know what to do.Comment
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Shocking that a religion that claims to be based at least in part on the teachings of Christianity would inform you about tithing.Originally posted by Sparrowhawk View Post
I make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
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Mormonism is one of the more stupid off shoots of Christianity.Try http://wordforge.net/index.php for discussion and debate.Comment
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