THE SOUTH SHALL RISE AGAIN!!!

[MrFun]

Slowwy, is this your baby picture?

[MrFun]

CONCERNING THE PROPOSED SECESSION OF TEXAS FROM THE UNITED STATES
(This is a suggested letter from President Obama to Texas written by Dianne Self Wing)

...Dear Texas:
I have received your petition to secede from the United States and have forwarded it to Congress who will act on it with their usual speed. All military bases in Texas will be closed and personnel relocated to bases in the United States, except for a contingency left to guard the Texas-US Border. Any Texas citizen holding a US passport is required to surrender it immediately. Entry into the US will require a valid Texas passport. Anyone staying longer than two weeks will have to obtain a visa. Funding for highways, transportation, bridges, infrastructure, education and medical facilities will cease immediately. Your repres
entatives to the US Congress are ordered to leave Washington as soon as possible. All US licenses to do business are revoked. The FAA will no longer operate at your airports and air traffic controllers are terminated. All Federal Civil Service employees in the country of Texas are terminated. The FCC no longer operates so you will be responsible for licensing your own telephone, radio, television and Internet providers. Anyone receiving payments for Social Security, Mediciare, Medicaid and Disability will have to reapply and Congress will decide if foreigners are allowed to receive payments from the US Govt. The Coast Guard will no longer operate in Texas waters so suggest you form your own navy immediately to protect your borders against foreign invaders, drug smugglers, terrorists and illegal aliens. Good luck. P.S. Attached is your portion of the bill for the national debt.

[Docfeelgood]

lol

[DinoDoc]

All military bases in Texas will be closed and personnel relocated to bases in the United States, except for a contingency left to guard the Texas-US Border

No way Obama brings himself to secure a border.

[Thorn]

This is scary its starting to gain traction, only now all 50 states have petitions to ask for sucession ?!?! :

Ron Paul: 'Our Constitution Has Failed'

http://news.yahoo.com/ron-paul-departs-constitution-failed-230217615--abc-news-politics.html

Secession petitions now filed for all 50 states

http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/lookout/secession-petitions-now-filed-50-states-183500440.html

[Dinner]

No way Obama brings himself to secure a border.

Dur!

Seriously dumb even for you. He's done more than any other President in history but he's right, no matter how much he does, you wing nuts will always demand more.

[Alexander's Horse]

turn the border with Mexico into a Korean style DMZ?

[DinoDoc]

Dur!

Seriously dumb even for you. He's done more than any other President in history but he's right, no matter how much he does, you wing nuts will always demand more.

I demand greater operational control of the border than 873 miles (44%). 44% is a failing grade by any definition.

[SlowwHand]

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Slowwy, is this your baby picture?

I don't know why you run your big mouth at me, I've said hardly anything. How about you just **** off?

[DinoDoc]

I don't know why you run your big mouth at me, I've said hardly anything. How about you just **** off?

If it makes you feel any better, he was among the idiots whining in 04.

[SlowwHand]

He's an ass and I don't mean in a Gay way.

[Thorn]

Wow I don't think i've ever seen Slow actually mad before, best let him be, let sleeping dogs lie.

[-Jrabbit]

The secession talk is just a fad. Except maybe in Texas, where they talk about it even when there's a Texan in the White House.

Fun fact: You don't have be living in the state you sign a petition for. You do have to have an identity on the whitehouse.gov site, but that should be no problem for Polytubbies.

There are currently 152 active petitions on the site, many of them more amusing than these state secession things (which all seem to have basically identical wording). Go sign a few, or start your own, today!

https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petitions

[Thorn]

YIKES, remember to type in the dot GOV. not com.

Or travel past 2004.

[SlowwHand]

Jesus Christ guys, let's put this in perspective. Yes, Texas has a petition with 75,000 signatures. Let's say they're not just making a statement, they're serious.
FFS, do the math. Even blindly accepting that all the signatures were registered voters, what is 75,000 people, assuming all is as it's presented, at it's worst?
Too much time ****ing with this. I told you it was coming. I didn't say it was coming to pass or that I supported it (Mr ****ing Fun), I said that it would rear it's ugly head and that Texas wouldn't want to be burdened by other states. All of which is true. I also VOLUNTEERED for the UNITED STATES military, Mr ****ing Fun, so stuff it.