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Going from atheist to Jewish isn't really conversion, if you're thinking about becoming of the Jewish persuasion.Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
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He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead
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No but can I do your foreskin? I just filetted a fish real wellAny views I may express here are personal and certainly do not in any way reflect the views of my employer. Tis the rising of the moon..
Look, I just don't anymore, okay?
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Originally posted by DaShi View PostHas anyone else considered this?
Also, if you ever have a son, you'll be allowed to kill your son should your son ever sass or talk back to you.
And if you convert to Judaism and become a farmer, do NOT plant two or more different crops side by side.A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.
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Originally posted by MrFun View PostIf you convert to Judaism, be sure that you don't wear clothing made of mixed fibers.
Also, if you ever have a son, you'll be allowed to kill your son should your son ever sass or talk back to you.
And if you convert to Judaism and become a farmer, do NOT plant two or more different crops side by side.I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
- Justice Brett Kavanaugh
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Originally posted by MrFun View PostIf you convert to Judaism, be sure that you don't wear clothing made of mixed fibers.
Also, if you ever have a son, you'll be allowed to kill your son should your son ever sass or talk back to you.
And if you convert to Judaism and become a farmer, do NOT plant two or more different crops side by side.“As a lifelong member of the Columbia Business School community, I adhere to the principles of truth, integrity, and respect. I will not lie, cheat, steal, or tolerate those who do.”
"Capitalism ho!"
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