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    Has anyone else considered this?
    “As a lifelong member of the Columbia Business School community, I adhere to the principles of truth, integrity, and respect. I will not lie, cheat, steal, or tolerate those who do.”
    "Capitalism ho!"

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    Tim Watley did.

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    • #3
      Originally posted by DaShi View Post
      Has anyone else considered this?
      Are you telling us that you are Jewish?
      I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
      - Justice Brett Kavanaugh

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      • #4
        Going from atheist to Jewish isn't really conversion, if you're thinking about becoming of the Jewish persuasion.
        Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
        "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
        He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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        • #5
          Don't you have to cut off part of your penis and believe in an invisible man who rules the universe in order to do that?

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          • #6
            My high school physics teacher converted to Judaism so that he could marry the chemistry teacher
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            • #7
              No but can I do your foreskin? I just filetted a fish real well
              Any views I may express here are personal and certainly do not in any way reflect the views of my employer. Tis the rising of the moon..

              Look, I just don't anymore, okay?

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              • #8
                My brother and his wife did it a couple of years ago.

                ACK!
                Don't try to confuse the issue with half-truths and gorilla dust!

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Aeson View Post
                  Tim Watley did.


                  Only for the jokes.
                  "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
                  "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by DaShi View Post
                    Has anyone else considered this?
                    Nope.
                    Try http://wordforge.net/index.php for discussion and debate.

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                    • #11
                      Evidence is to the contrary.
                      “As a lifelong member of the Columbia Business School community, I adhere to the principles of truth, integrity, and respect. I will not lie, cheat, steal, or tolerate those who do.”
                      "Capitalism ho!"

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by DaShi View Post
                        Has anyone else considered this?
                        If you convert to Judaism, be sure that you don't wear clothing made of mixed fibers.
                        Also, if you ever have a son, you'll be allowed to kill your son should your son ever sass or talk back to you.
                        And if you convert to Judaism and become a farmer, do NOT plant two or more different crops side by side.
                        A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by MrFun View Post
                          If you convert to Judaism, be sure that you don't wear clothing made of mixed fibers.
                          Also, if you ever have a son, you'll be allowed to kill your son should your son ever sass or talk back to you.
                          And if you convert to Judaism and become a farmer, do NOT plant two or more different crops side by side.
                          Don't fail to mention all the christian babies you get to eat.
                          I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
                          - Justice Brett Kavanaugh

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by MrFun View Post
                            If you convert to Judaism, be sure that you don't wear clothing made of mixed fibers.
                            Also, if you ever have a son, you'll be allowed to kill your son should your son ever sass or talk back to you.
                            And if you convert to Judaism and become a farmer, do NOT plant two or more different crops side by side.
                            Two of those I do anyway. It's just common sense.
                            “As a lifelong member of the Columbia Business School community, I adhere to the principles of truth, integrity, and respect. I will not lie, cheat, steal, or tolerate those who do.”
                            "Capitalism ho!"

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by DaShi View Post
                              Two of those I do anyway. It's just common sense.
                              A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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