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  • #31
    Yes, thank you Ming, if golf were like that, it'd be awesome.

    However, golf is most decidedly NOT like that, and is the opposite of awesome.
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    • #32
      Most sports would be awesome if you included sexy women.
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      • #33
        Originally posted by Guynemer View Post
        Yes, thank you Ming, if golf were like that, it'd be awesome.

        However, golf is most decidedly NOT like that, and is the opposite of awesome.
        Maybe you're just not a member of the right country club.
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        • #34
          Those women would be so much hotter if they weren't golf chicks. They look older, or something.
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          • #35
            I voted for cars driving in circles.
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            • #36
              Originally posted by DaShi View Post
              I voted for cars driving in circles.
              This.
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              • #37
                Curling is a sport for 85 year old women.
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                • #38
                  Golf. Duller than watching tap water evaporate.

                  Only thing interesting is why conservative white men would want to dress like cliched 1970s black pimps with colour blindness.
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                  • #39
                    Old joke.
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                    • #40
                      I voted for curling, but now that I think about it a little more, you guys may be right about golf.
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                      • #41
                        Curling is shuffleboard on ice.
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                        • #42
                          Originally posted by Wezil View Post
                          Old joke.

                          There is nothing new under the sun.

                          Gosh I'm sorry. I thought it was still true.
                          Vive la liberte. Noor Inayat Khan, Dachau.

                          ...patriotism is not enough. I must have no hatred or bitterness towards anyone. Edith Cavell, 1915

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                          • #43
                            When you rip off Robin Williams you know you are in trouble. He hasn't told an original joke himself in 30 years.
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                            "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain

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                            • #44
                              Cricket is making a surprising surge.
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                              • #45
                                Originally posted by Wezil View Post
                                When you rip off Robin Williams you know you are in trouble. He hasn't told an original joke himself in 30 years.
                                Actually, I believe it was one of Chris Rock's routines. It made me laugh because it was true. Then I read this:

                                http://www.amazon.co.uk/QI-Advanced-.../dp/0571233724 this week and one of the quotations was very similar. But it wasn't Robin Williams. Honest injun.

                                Cricket is making a surprising surge.
                                More dangerous than golf. Also some good-looking men play cricket. And they have to wear jocks and boxes. Mmmmm....
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                                ...patriotism is not enough. I must have no hatred or bitterness towards anyone. Edith Cavell, 1915

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