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Just for a change of pace from the usual political/religious feuds. Wait for the poll.
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31Football (American)3.23%1Football (Soccer)6.45%2Baseball0.00%0Basketball3.23%1NASCAR9.68%3Volleyball (NOT beach)0.00%0Golf22.58%7Hockey0.00%0Cricket29.03%9Tennis0.00%0Curling12.90%4Bowling3.23%1Boxing3.23%1Wrestling3.23%1Some BS "e-sport" like watching people play StarCraft3.23%1BananaBall/Other0.00%0 -
Obviously golf. Curling a decent second, but it's so bizarre and the novelty of watching weird-ass Canadians on skates and brooms makes it far more interesting than golf. Bowling comes after curling.If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
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Baseball counts as a sport?Click here if you're having trouble sleeping.
"We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones." - François de La RochefoucauldComment
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While the "swinging a stick" and "going around in circles" option makes it very close to playing pinata, I ultimately decided the absence of candy made it pointless enough to qualify as a sport.Originally posted by Lorizael View PostComment
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Golf. Easily golf.
Boring to watch. Boring to play."I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
"I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark TwainComment
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Look closer next time - they don't use skates in curling.Originally posted by Hauldren Collider View PostWith or without religion, you would have good people doing good things and evil people doing evil things. But for good people to do evil things, that takes religion.
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Point of order: several of the choices listed are not sports.
Of the things listed, I'm gonna go with golf, even though I'd be hard pressed to consider that a sport."My nation is the world, and my religion is to do good." --Thomas Paine
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Curling
I love watching it during the Winter Olympics!“I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
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A pro golfer does more physically during a round of golf than a baseball player (with the exception of the pitcher and catcher) does during a game.
Keep on Civin'
RIP rah, Tony Bogey & Baron OComment
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Please alert me the next time a pro golfer moves at a pace more rapid than "meandering"."My nation is the world, and my religion is to do good." --Thomas Paine
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Sometimes alligators wander onto golf courses. Golfers have been known to pick up the pace then.Click here if you're having trouble sleeping.
"We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones." - François de La RochefoucauldComment
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See, that's the thing. Golf could be AWESOME.
Instead of fewest strokes, make it least amount of time from tee to hole. Make those ****ers run. AND, every foursome goes at the same damn time; contact between players allowed, but not with the clubs, obviously.
BOOM. I just made golf the most watchable sport on Earth."My nation is the world, and my religion is to do good." --Thomas Paine
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In spamming the Golf thread in the sports forum a year or two ago, I did find there was such a thing a "Speed Golf" where the winner is determined by a combination of strokes and elapsed time. It's non-contact though.Comment
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Tweak the rules just a touch to my proposal, and you've got a winner.
I've got tons of good ideas for all these sports. Some day, when humanity finally acknowledges by genius and superiority, you all will benefit from my magnificence."My nation is the world, and my religion is to do good." --Thomas Paine
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Yes, foursomes should not be rated on the fewest strokes.Originally posted by Guynemer View PostClick here if you're having trouble sleeping.
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