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LONG STORY SHORT I WILL HAVE AN EXTRA COPY OR TWO OF EX-COM ENEMY UNKNOWN FOR THE PC. 
To win it, you must write a sig-worthy sentence that (either directly or indirectly) insults, or would be insulting to, two of the following:
(1) A Muslim
(2) A Gay
You must also write one sentence arguing why a student accepted at Carnegie Mellon or MIT, with an 800 SAT math subject score, should pursue a liberal arts degree in philosophy.
EDIT: PLEASE ALSO INCLUDE A FUNNY JOKE. NOT REQUIRED, BUT BONUS POINTS FOR FUNNY ORIGINAL JOKES. AN EXAMPLE OF A FUNNY JOKE: A MAGICIAN WAS WALKING DOWN THE STREET, THEN HE TURNED INTO A BOOKSTORE.
If there are not enough submissions, I will hold onto my copy of EX-COM ENEMY UNKNOWN. For fairness purposes (because I hate many of you), the winner will be selected by my mother on September 15 @ 00:01.
To win it, you must write a sig-worthy sentence that (either directly or indirectly) insults, or would be insulting to, two of the following:
(1) A Muslim
(2) A Gay
You must also write one sentence arguing why a student accepted at Carnegie Mellon or MIT, with an 800 SAT math subject score, should pursue a liberal arts degree in philosophy.
EDIT: PLEASE ALSO INCLUDE A FUNNY JOKE. NOT REQUIRED, BUT BONUS POINTS FOR FUNNY ORIGINAL JOKES. AN EXAMPLE OF A FUNNY JOKE: A MAGICIAN WAS WALKING DOWN THE STREET, THEN HE TURNED INTO A BOOKSTORE.
If there are not enough submissions, I will hold onto my copy of EX-COM ENEMY UNKNOWN. For fairness purposes (because I hate many of you), the winner will be selected by my mother on September 15 @ 00:01.
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