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  • #1

    Thread for the childless

    I do congratulate those with kids of course. Great job concepting, but I figured I'd make a thread for the childless. Don't we deserve our own thread too? It's surprising being back and seeing people having kids. Man everybody is getting older but me. Wow. Does everyone have kids. Am I the only childless one?

    So while I do congratulate those who have kids and are going to have a baby, I also congratulate those without kids. This thread is for you.

    Sometimes we need a consolation prize because we aren't very good at concepting. Damn birth control gets in my way. Damn IUD blocks my boys. Not that this is a bad thing mind you for me at least.

    Hey, I figured every minority group deserves their very own thread.

    Smoke em' if you got em' (hey, you don't have to worry about the smoke bothering the baby )
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    The problem is women have a built in mechanism that allows them not to conceive if they don't want to have a baby. That's what's keeping you childless.

    I have adult nephews and a niece who all have kids, so I get to be 'uncle' and give the kids back to their parents when they are cranky or bratty.
    There's nothing wrong with the dream, my friend, the problem lies with the dreamer.

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    • #3
      Are you the creepy uncle?
      "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
      "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain

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      • #4
        Only here.
        There's nothing wrong with the dream, my friend, the problem lies with the dreamer.

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Dis View Post
          ... Wow. Does everyone have kids. Am I the only childless one?

          ...
          Definitely not ... childles and glad about it. Wouldn´t want my genes haunt future generations
          Tamsin (Lost Girl): "I am the Harbinger of Death. I arrive on winds of blessed air. Air that you no longer deserve."
          Tamsin (Lost Girl): "He has fallen in battle and I must take him to the Einherjar in Valhalla"

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          • #6
            In keeping with the Poly tradition of gratuitous bickering in innocuous threads: **** all y'all, your seed is unworthy.

            Also, welcome back, Dis! This post was typed while holding an eight-month-old.
            1011 1100
            Pyrebound--a free online serial fantasy novel

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            • #7
              To all my fellow crotchfruitless Polytubbies!
              "My nation is the world, and my religion is to do good." --Thomas Paine
              "The subject of onanism is inexhaustable." --Sigmund Freud

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              • #8
                I like having nieces, because this is cute for 5 minutes but would drive me nuts if I were subjected to it 24/7

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                • #9
                  Kids are awesome.
                  If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
                  ){ :|:& };:

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                  • #10
                    nm.
                    You just wasted six ... no, seven ... seconds of your life reading this sentence.

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                    • #11
                      No babies for me! At least not for another 5 years. By "at least 5 years" I mean I'm going to have one in approximately that much time. Babysitting and tutoring until then to hold me over.

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                      • #12
                        I don't think you quite get the spirit of this thread.
                        No, I did not steal that from somebody on Something Awful.

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Guynemer View Post
                          To all my fellow crotchfruitless Polytubbies!
                          For some reason I kind of expect pediatricians to have kids. My reasoning is, only people who really like kids would become pediatricians. Is this an accurate stereotype?
                          If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
                          ){ :|:& };:

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                          • #14
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                            ACK!
                            Don't try to confuse the issue with half-truths and gorilla dust!

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Hauldren Collider View Post
                              For some reason I kind of expect pediatricians to have kids. My reasoning is, only people who really like kids would become pediatricians. Is this an accurate stereotype?
                              Yes, but you forgot to consider what happens after the pediatricians is overborne by a deluge of kids, all day, every day.

                              It is an ultimate irony. Like game designers.
                              No, I did not steal that from somebody on Something Awful.

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