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  • #61
    That magazine was the lamest, cheapest thrill in middle school.

    I remember one kid once came in with a Swimsuit Edition and he was like Jesus bringing fish to the peasants for a day.
    If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
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    • #62
      Imagine what it was like for young guys looking for porn pre-internet days.
      "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
      "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain

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      • #63
        The horror.

        Threadwinner time: http://apolyton.net/showthread.php/191235.html
        If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
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        • #64
          I miss Ecofarm.
          "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
          "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain

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          • #65
            He really was awesome, wasn't he?
            If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
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            • #66
              That gives me an idea for a great one: Agriculture specializing in gender
              If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
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              • #67
                Hey, someone landed on this from "outhouse voyeurism!"

                ...

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                • #68
                  Originally posted by regexcellent View Post
                  Hey, someone landed on this from "outhouse voyeurism!"
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                  • #69
                    Originally posted by Hauldren Collider View Post
                    That gives me an idea for a great one: Agriculture specializing in gender


                    Okay, you're off my **** list for now.
                    "My nation is the world, and my religion is to do good." --Thomas Paine
                    "The subject of onanism is inexhaustable." --Sigmund Freud

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                    • #70
                      "Mother Teresa donkeypunch" made me lol.

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                      • #71
                        Sasquatch erotica
                        Bigfoot erotica
                        Yeti erotica


                        Galnemer assures me this is an actual thing. I don't want to know.
                        "My nation is the world, and my religion is to do good." --Thomas Paine
                        "The subject of onanism is inexhaustable." --Sigmund Freud

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                        • #72
                          Fifty Shades fanfic

                          Emma Watson Scarlett Johannsen Allison Brie

                          JonBenet Ramsey
                          If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
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                          • #73
                            See, your second line would be just fine until the Britney Spears bit. Ewww.
                            "My nation is the world, and my religion is to do good." --Thomas Paine
                            "The subject of onanism is inexhaustable." --Sigmund Freud

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                            • #74
                              That was supposed to be part of the joke, but you have a point. Fixed

                              Michelle Jenneke
                              If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
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                              • #75
                                Queen James Bond sex tape

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