I'm the newest investment accountant at BNY Mellon

[The Mad Monk]

Not necessarily in that order.

...

Aw, who am I kidding?

[rah]

Yeah, I figured I'd list them in order from easy to hard.

[Elok]

? I'd say bicycling is the easiest of those four.

[Wiglaf]

Did I start a thread when I became vice president? No, so why should I care you are counting money? Why am I the most modest poster here?

[Kidlicious]

Asking a women back to your room and not being afraid of ending up in prison for rape IS pretty hard.

[rah]

? I'd say bicycling is the easiest of those four.

Don't kill the joke. I'm sure that three of those are so easy that almost everyone here can do them, and the last one......at least 75%.

[Az]

No I'm going to be a Marine officer.

1/10 for making me post

[Elok]

Asking a women back to your room and not being afraid of ending up in prison for rape IS pretty hard.

Sorry, I already used up my thanks for the day.

[regexcellent]

No I'm going to be a Marine officer.

OH MY ****ING GOD

AT LEAST BE A RESERVE MARINE OFFICER

GET A REAL JOB, THEN JOIN THE RESERVES

In fact you should just join the Pennsylvania (or Delaware) Army National Guard and to state OCS so that you don't interrupt work. You'll get the E-3 drill pay that you badly need and also have a regular job, and since you'll be actually doing your job, you'll be able to get promoted and ****.

As far as I can tell your marine officer ambitions have largely to do with you wanting to be the biggest glory hound possible. It's absurd.

[MRT144]

Al wants to join the marines so he can suck marine ****.

[Al B. Sure!]

I'm going to have to be a reserve Marine. They're not taking any more active duty officers til October 2013.

I wasn't selected to the next class, the last one with AD:

"The averages for selected OCC-211 candidates are: SAT 1213, ACT 26, ASVAB 86, ASTB 7/7/7, PFT 287, and GPA 3.17. For Air, 62 were considered and 13 selected, a 21% selection rate; for Ground, 238 were considered and 48 selected, a 20% selection rate; for NFO 13 were considered and 3 were selected, a 23% selection rate, and for Reserves, 56 were considered and 36 selected for a 64% selection rate."

My 1360 SAT and 3.67 GPA were better than average but my 280 PFT was below average.

I don't think any of you appreciate how tough it is. Only 48 out of 238 who qualify were selected. And those that qualify at this point are best of the best. Each OSO office only submits the top 5 or so in its region. I'm pretty sure I will always be submitted, though.

[Hauldren Collider]

Do Pennsylvania/Delaware Army National Guard. It's a much better idea than Marines.

[C0ckney]

well done al

i look forward to seeing a thread in a few months about how you messed it all up this time.

[Al B. Sure!]

Do Pennsylvania/Delaware Army National Guard. It's a much better idea than Marines.

No. It's not.

[loinburger]

My 1360 SAT

I thought you graduated college. Why would anybody care what your SAT was? That would be like if I applied for a job and they asked to see the Great Gatsby book report that I wrote in ninth grade.