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  • #61
    Originally posted by MrFun View Post
    I wouldn't make it in any military branch.
    Dude, if you wash out of CAP you're the lowest of the low.

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    • #62
      We have CAP that meets at the American Legion post. Those little bastards are pretty intense.
      Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
      "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
      He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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      • #63
        One of my college roommates was Civil Air Patrol. He thought it was extremely important but couldn't explain why.

        He's now a career politician in Michigan.
        Apolyton's Grim Reaper 2008, 2010 & 2011
        RIP lest we forget... SG (2) and LaFayette -- Civ2 Succession Games Brothers-in-Arms

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        • #64
          I still want to know how much a glass of OJ is.
          There's nothing wrong with the dream, my friend, the problem lies with the dreamer.

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          • #65
            My roommate last year was CAP. He's also an AFROTC cadet. Consequentially he had like 5 or 6 different uniforms in his closet. AF service blues, AF mess dress, ABU, BDU, and some others.

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            • #66
              Sounds like he has a fetish. I bet there's a whole lot more in his closet.
              "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
              Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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              • #67
                Originally posted by Asher View Post
                Sounds like he has a fetish. I bet there's a whole lot more in his closet.

                I was curious, so I looked up Af dress -

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                There's nothing wrong with the dream, my friend, the problem lies with the dreamer.

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                  • #69
                    Originally posted by regexcellent View Post
                    AF service blues, AF mess dress, ABU, BDU, and some others.
                    Mess dress? Really?
                    "Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
                    "I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

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                    • #70
                      Yeah, I think it was actually just pieces of the mess dress though. They only used it once (for the military ball) and they called it "modified mess dress." I think it was actually just the blues coat and pants with their ROTC awards in medal form instead of in ribbon bars, plus a bow tie and tux shirt.

                      Then there was the Air Force PT uniform. That thing is horrible. It's the noisiest thing ever. Just walking in it makes this ridiculously loud "SWISH SWISH" sound which woke me up every time he went to PT...6:00 in the morning, Mondays and Thursdays.

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                      • #71
                        Originally posted by regexcellent View Post
                        mfw when the SNCO is the only one who doesn't look like a scrub.
                        urgh.NSFW

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                        • #72
                          Originally posted by regexcellent View Post
                          Yeah, I think it was actually just pieces of the mess dress though. They only used it once (for the military ball) and they called it "modified mess dress." I think it was actually just the blues coat and pants with their ROTC awards in medal form instead of in ribbon bars, plus a bow tie and tux shirt.

                          Then there was the Air Force PT uniform. That thing is horrible. It's the noisiest thing ever. Just walking in it makes this ridiculously loud "SWISH SWISH" sound which woke me up every time he went to PT...6:00 in the morning, Mondays and Thursdays.
                          Wait. Air Force has PT?
                          "Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
                          "I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

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                          • #73
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                            • #74
                              Originally posted by Uncle Sparky View Post
                              So Alby - how much is a nice glass of orange juice at your hotel? Is if freshly squeezed?
                              Its $6 and freshly squeezed. I had to look it up myself. Not tip for you!
                              There's nothing wrong with the dream, my friend, the problem lies with the dreamer.

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                              • #75
                                Originally posted by Al B. Sure! View Post
                                Wait. Air Force has PT?
                                Pilots gotta be in shape too.
                                If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
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