I've spent the past week working at a swanky hotel...

[Al B. Sure!]

Rooms start at $250/night but go up to $3000/night. The stuff that happens there is crazy. We get a lot of celebrities and the wealthy.

I don't know what I can talk about but I'll tell you this. The most ordered film by a long shot... Tranny Babysitters. Go figure.

[giblets]

Do you do room service?

[BlackCat]

Doubt it - he claims that he's a virgin.

[Asher]

Rooms start at $250/night but go up to $3000/night. The stuff that happens there is crazy. We get a lot of celebrities and the wealthy.

I don't know what I can talk about but I'll tell you this. The most ordered film by a long shot... Tranny Babysitters. Go figure.

All rich people are gay.

[Al B. Sure!]

All rich people are gay.

The prostitutes say otherwise.

[Asher]

Those are for the women.

[H Tower]

How many toilets can you scrub in an hour?

[loinburger]

Let us know when you need help composing your letter of resignation

[SlowwHand]

I think that hotel administration would be a real good path to explore, Alby.

[Uncle Sparky]

I think you'd make a fine tranny babysitter. To clarify, you'd be sitting tranny babies, correct?

[KrazyHorse]

250 for minimum walkup rate isn't swanky.

[Al B. Sure!]

250 for minimum walkup rate isn't swanky.

Please.

The full package has garnered the hotel numerous awards, including the AAA Five Diamond award and coveted spots on Travel & Leisure’s Top 100 Hotels in the World and Top 10 Hotels in the Continental U.S.

This is the lobby:



Our tea lounge:




First job I ever had to wear a suit to work everyday.

[Al B. Sure!]

I've already checked in one A-list celebrity.

[Kidlicious]

That place looks pretty tacky actually.

[KrazyHorse]

Strangely enough, I agree with kiddy.