Finally, Some Good News for Mitt

[Jaguar]

Destroying jobs is the cornerstone of civilization.

[Kuciwalker]

I do my best every day to destroy jobs at my own employer, and they love me for it

[Hauldren Collider]

I am majoring in computer science so I can write programs that will destroy lots and lots of jobs

[Asher]

Most programmers are so bad they create jobs for decades to fix bugs and introduce new ones.

[Aeson]

We need someone like Mittens to restructure the executive branch.

He's a party hack no more willing or capable of restructuring government than Obama was. "Hope and Change"

[regexcellent]

You know what destroyed a lot of jobs? The industrial revolution

[Aeson]

So did Khmer Rouge.

[Tupac Shakur]

He's a party hack no more willing or capable of restructuring government than Obama was. "Hope and Change"

No more willing? Maybe. But Mittens is definitely more capable of restructuring government than incompetent amateur Obama was.

[Aeson]

Government is a different beast than business. Mitt is not an inspiring leader. He would be ineffectual as a president. (Not necessarily the worst thing. Bush and Obama inspired people towards some rather stupid goals.)

[Tupac Shakur]

Mitt has executive experience in government; he was governor of Massachusetts.

[Aeson]

Could he see Russia from there too?

[Tupac Shakur]

I don't get your point (if there is one).

[Boris Godunov]

Mitt has executive experience in government; he was governor of Massachusetts.

Hi.

Yes, and he did such a good job at it that he ran away from even attempting re-election because his approval rating was in the 30s.

Mitt Romney = Stan Gable.

[Boris Godunov]

bullying hurts someone else but nothing Romney did was against the law and even if it was, as a juvenile, it would have resulted in a detention, not legal action.

doing coke hurts no one but yourself but is a criminal offense.

So in the eyes of the law, Obama committed a crime. Romney gave someone a haircut against their will.

Are you ****ting me? Assault on another person vs. consensual drug use. You can't win an argument making asinine points like this, you know.

[Aeson]

I don't get your point (if there is one).

That's a given...