Finally, Some Good News for Mitt

[DaShi]

I guess that was difficult.

[Al B. Sure!]

bullying hurts someone else but nothing Romney did was against the law and even if it was, as a juvenile, it would have resulted in a detention, not legal action.

doing coke hurts no one but yourself but is a criminal offense.

So in the eyes of the law, Obama committed a crime. Romney gave someone a haircut against their will.

[DaShi]

America has mixed up priorities.

[Ogie Oglethorpe]

Bullying, obviously.

I share your concerns. Poor Correta.

[Koyaanisqatsi]

bullying hurts someone else but nothing Romney did was against the law and even if it was, as a juvenile, it would have resulted in a detention, not legal action.

doing coke hurts no one but yourself but is a criminal offense.

So in the eyes of the law, Obama committed a crime. Romney gave someone a haircut against their will.

Uh. If the incident actually happened as described, how is that not illegal?

[regexcellent]

Imagine if you walked into the police station ...

victim: "Hi, I'd like to report an offense committed against me."
receptionist: "alright sir talk to officer smith"
officer: "Hello, tell use what happened"
victim: "Some guy named Mitt Romney cut off my ugly ass bleached blond hairdo"
officer: "You deserve the swirliest of swirlies for wasting my time with this, you whiny little *****. Get out of my office."

[Al B. Sure!]

Uh. If the incident actually happened as described, how is that not illegal?

Since when do high school kids get assault charges for grabbing another kid and giving him a haircut? That's a detention and/or suspension and a conference with the parents.

If we start prosecuting kids for every little thing and sending them to juvie, we'll have a crapload of criminal kids; I'm not even sure juvie fixes kids. I think it makes them worse in a lot of cases by surrounding them with trouble makers.

[Hauldren Collider]

Are there people who really care about this that aren't already guzzling down the Obama kool-aid?

[Berzerker]

Once, several students remembered the time pranksters propped up the back axle of Wonnberger’s Volkswagen Beetle with two-by-fours and watched, laughing from the windows, as the unwitting teacher slammed the gas pedal with his wheels spinning in the air.

we lifted our coach's Bug and turned it 90 degrees so it was wedged in between a couple walls

[notyoueither]

Are there people who really care about this that aren't already guzzling down the Obama kool-aid?

It does say something about the man's character.

[Berzerker]

I agree, and I voted for Babar and will be voting for Gary Johnson

[Al B. Sure!]

It does say something about the man's character.

His character when he was a teenager?

You're grasping at straws here if you think what someone did as a teenager 48 years ago has any bearing on their character today.

Holy crap the stuff I said and wrote (including on here) when I was a teenager!

[Berzerker]

he aint being accused of saying or writing stuff

if he didn't know that was wrong he's got a major screw loose

[Al B. Sure!]

Are there people who really care about this that aren't already guzzling down the Obama kool-aid?

Ed Schultz devoted his entire show to this. Had Clay Aiken on there discussing it.

[Koyaanisqatsi]

Since when do high school kids get assault charges for grabbing another kid and giving him a haircut? That's a detention and/or suspension and a conference with the parents.

If we start prosecuting kids for every little thing and sending them to juvie, we'll have a crapload of criminal kids; I'm not even sure juvie fixes kids. I think it makes them worse in a lot of cases by surrounding them with trouble makers.

Since the advent of hate crimes, though obviously standards were different then. That said, it still should have merited discipline, which it apparently didn't get.

Frankly, I find it far more concerning that he says he doesn't remember the incident today than that it happened in the first place. You do that to somebody and it's not even memorable for you? Really? What kind of ******* are you for that to be true (not that I think it is true...)?